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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:15 PM
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Who's the Father?
A man standing in line at a check out counter of a grocery store was very surprised when a very attractive woman behind him said, "Hello!" Her face was beaming.
He gave her that "who are you look," and couldn't remember ever having seen her before.
Then, noticing his look, she figured she had made a mistake and apologized.
"Look," she said "I'm really sorry but when I first saw you, I thought you were the father of one of my children," and walked out of the store.
The guy was dumbfounded and thought to himself, "What the hell is the world coming to? Here is an attractive woman who can't keep track of who fathers her children!"
Then he got a little panicky. "I don't remember her," he thought but, MAYBE....during one of the wild parties he had been to when he was in college, perhaps he did father her child!
He ran from the store and caught her in the parking lot and asked, "Are you the girl I met at a party in college and then we got really drunk and had wild crazy sex on the pool table in front of everyone?"
"No", she said with a horrified look on her face. "I'm your son's second grade teacher!"
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candy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:17 PM
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1. OMG that's funny!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 10:19 PM
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2. Yep, I rarely pass them on, but I found this one hilarious!
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samplegirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:00 PM
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3. Good One! LOL
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:22 PM
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5. Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it. :-)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:02 PM
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4. BWHAAHAha! Thanks, BikeWriter!
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:24 PM
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6. You're welcome, Dear. :-)
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elshiva Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:24 PM
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7. Blessings, hon! ;)
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-12-05 11:32 PM
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8. lol holy crap...
thats good...

-LK
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 12:05 AM
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9. Thanks, Pard. I just had to share it. :-)
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 08:04 AM
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10. lol ... good one! BikeWriter


:smoke:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 08:56 AM
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12. Thank you, Ma'am. I hate it when things like that happen to me. :-)
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JimmyJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 08:15 AM
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11. Ha ha ha! That's a good one!
:hi:
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BikeWriter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 08:57 AM
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13. Thank you, Dear. It was so true to life I had to share.
:)
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China_cat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-13-05 09:15 AM
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14. Sent this one to a teacher friend of mine. thanks.
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