YellowRubberDuckie
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Tue Jun-14-05 04:50 PM
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I can read on the toilet if I want to! |
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Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 04:51 PM by YellowRubberDuckie
Quit warning me about Hemorrhoids! I'm going to be on there that long anyway! I might as well have something to do!!:hurts: Duckie
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Tue Jun-14-05 04:58 PM
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1. We have a three shelf stand loaded with books in our b.r. |
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Tue Jun-14-05 05:04 PM
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2. Of course you can dear. |
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And you can always premedicate
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Historic NY
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Tue Jun-14-05 05:14 PM
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a good read is a good thing.
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Tue Jun-14-05 05:21 PM
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4. you have grafitti on your toilet? |
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I still think it is the other way around, that the people who are in a hurry are more likely to get the 'rhoids, but it not like I read the New England Journal of Medicine when I am on the throne, so what do I know.
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Tue Jun-14-05 05:29 PM
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5. I have a "devil duckie" shower curtain |
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Tue Jun-14-05 06:35 PM
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They rock! And so do you because you have one! Duckie
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Tue Jun-14-05 07:09 PM
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7. a word of caution, don't let your legs fall asleep |
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if that happens you cant get enough leverage to wipe youe butt. then you'll have to crawl outside and flush your ass with a garden hose.
let me tell you, that was one painful day, yessiree and now the only thing i read while on the toilet is the back of a shampoo bottle.
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Tue Jun-14-05 08:35 PM
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8. use these and you won't be there long enough to open the book |
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Edited on Tue Jun-14-05 08:36 PM by kmlewis
extremely dangerous.
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