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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:43 PM
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I need help. I need to do something really stupid this week
so the media will cover it and I will be offered $500,000 for the rights to my life story. What should I do?
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:44 PM
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1. Well someone already pretended to be kidnapped,
so that is taken.
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LastKnight Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:44 PM
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2. get engaged and then leave somone at the altar...
wait... thats been done... dont LEAVE em at the altar, turn it into a human sacrafice... thats right, make it a SACRIFICIAL ALTAR... then leave em.

:crazy:
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Wickerman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:45 PM
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3. I don't know, competition is pretty steep
good luck.
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kedrys Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:46 PM
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4. Just really stupid, or really stupid AND self-destructive?
I'm not good at just really stupid. I got nothing. :D
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drm604 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:49 PM
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5. Get yourself kidnapped
but pretend that you ran away. :crazy:
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Nicholas D Wolfwood Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jun-16-05 03:50 PM
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6. Plan on getting married in Aruba, but get kidnapped.......
even though you really DIDN'T get kidnapped, you instead had an unknown event cause you to go into a persistent vegitative state while walking on the beach, have radical right wingers come to your aid, only to have you snap out of it and kill all of them while inviting their children to sleep in your bed with you but not molest them.
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