tjwmason
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Mon Jun-20-05 06:41 AM
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My boss has taken the afternoon off, ask my anything. |
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In normal circumstances this would mean that I can do no work all afternoon - but given that I do not work all afternoon anyway it just means that I don't have a moderately irritating, yet gossip ridden, person sitting in my office with me.
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:34 PM
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1. What is your anything? |
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:45 PM
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3. Ahhhh, that's the secret. |
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I said "ask my anything" not "ask about my anything" so you have to discover what my anything is before you can ask it.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:00 PM
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12. Aw, hell, you're going to make me think, now, aren't you? |
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It's too early/middle/late in the day to think! :D
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tjwmason
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:33 PM
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16. I would never be so beastly |
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Thinking is profoundly unhealthy.
We should do what Lounge Lizzards are best at - being rude about neo-cons, being even more rude about G.D., extreme and extensive flirting, and worshipping the leader of our particular clique (not that we have cliques in the Lounge).
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Mon Jun-20-05 04:47 PM
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Cheney's a douchebag. Those tinfoilers in GD are nutjobs. Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Hail all mighty and powerful Kleeb!
I feel better already! :P
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:35 PM
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2. You ever had one of those "wrap around" boogers? |
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You know the ones that feel like they run back up your nose and directly into the sinus?
One of those ever had one of those?
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tjwmason
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:46 PM
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4. When I've had severe colds |
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The length of the deposit in the tissue has been very long at times.
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:46 PM
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5. Have you ever faked an orgasm? |
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:47 PM
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Being male things are tad more obvious and more difficult to fake.
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Mon Jun-20-05 01:49 PM
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I've met several men who said they've faked them...
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:01 PM
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I've never even tried to fake one; without getting too delicate, I just assumed that other factors would be rather apparent.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:01 PM
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I didn't wanna get that delicate with the guys I was speaking with... however I know I usually don't... um... inspect to check if someone's not been honest.
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:06 PM
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10. is that even possible? |
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:03 PM
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9. what sort of gossip is your co-worker swimming in? |
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Edited on Mon Jun-20-05 02:03 PM by sundog
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tjwmason
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Mon Jun-20-05 02:50 PM
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11. Just intra-company stuff |
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Mainly beastliness about other folk whom we don't like; but she knows precisely who's dealing in which drugs, who's only still got a job because they slept with their boss, or are closely related to one of the directors.
I'm sure she could recount all forms of well-known celebrity gossip (by which I mean that the gossip is well-known rather than the 'celebrity') too - but when she starts I suddenly become motivated to do some work.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:02 PM
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14. Do you ever sneak into your boss's office and rearrange stuff? |
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:31 PM
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I rummage round on her desk loads - if I need something and she's downstairs gossiping. She knows this and doesn't mind, she wouldn't notice if a small explosion took place there either.
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Mon Jun-20-05 03:44 PM
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17. Why are you on the internet instead of working? |
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Signed, your soon to be former Boss...:grr:
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Mon Jun-20-05 04:13 PM
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Because it's after 10 p.m.
During the day because I can complete my work in a small fraction of the time available and I see nothing wrong with being on the internet given that I do it less than my boss.
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