New drugs for women!

[Texasgal]

New Drugs for Women
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> D A M N I T O L
> Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for
> up to 8 full hours.
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> ST. M O M M A'S W O R T
> Plant extract that treats mom's depression by
> rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two
> days.
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> E M P T Y N E S T R O G E N
> Suppository that eliminates melancholy and
> loneliness by reminding
> you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you
> couldn't wait till they moved out.
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> P E P T O B I M B O
> Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full
> cups swallowed before an evening out increases
> breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
> conception.
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> D U M B E R O L
> When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously
> low IQ, resulting in enjoyment of country music and
> pickup trucks.
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> F L I P I T O R
> Increases life expectancy of commuters by
> controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other
> drivers.
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> M E N I C I L L I N
> Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases
> resistance to such lethal lines as, "You make me
> want to be a better person ..Can we get naked now?
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> BUYAGRA
> Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping.
> Increases potency, duration, and credit limit of
> spending spree.
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> J A C K A S S P I R I N
> Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember
> your birthday, anniversary, phone number, or to lift
> the toilet seat.
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> A N T I-T A L K S I D E N T
> A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on
> anyone too eager to share their life stories with
> total strangers in elevators.
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> N A G A M E N T > Wh en administered to a boyfriend or husband,
> provides the same irritation level as nagging him
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> Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh,
> and any man who can handle it.
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