A Christmas Message from Santa

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> > A Christmas Message From Santa
> >
> > You think you got it bad? All night long, soot in the chimneys,
> > smelly socks, cross dogs, shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving
> > all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747. Mrs. Clause
> > is pissed off cause I got in so late. Donner and Blitzen and Rudolph
> > got the shits over Albuquerque and you should see my suit. The damn
> > elves won't clean the sleigh unless I pay them double time. I'm so
> > sick of cookies and milk, I could vomit. The only highball I had all
> > night was when I slipped getting out of my sleigh My prostate is
> > giving me hell. I pee'd my pants at 20,000 feet and froze my ass to
> > the seat. I'm >allergic to pine needles. I itch all over and I think
> > my hemorrhoids are back.
> >
> > *HO! HO! HO! X XXX MERRY CHRISTMAS, your ass. XXXXX XXXXX*
> >

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Santa needs to get laid...

...don't you think?

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2. I don't think he's able.......

even if he wanted to. :cry: