Prayer thread 1 for our protector John Ashcroft

[Renew Deal]

[MooPie]

1. Oh Lord,

may you empty John's path of evil calico cats, even as he treads through the litter.
Amen

[SiobhanClancy]

2. A picture is worth a thousand words..

[xultar]

3. God, I pray you don't strike him

with a serious case of constipation :hurts: . I also pray that you don't allow him to fall into a hole filled with fast setting cement. Oh' Lord he is evil and stupid and does not know the evil he spews into your world. I pray you show him the light with a heavy hand, kinda like a frying pan at high speed to the back of his big head.

These words I pray.
Amen

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. O Jesus, who we all know was a white man who spoke English

and shopped at Wal-Mart, please be with our beloved Ashcroft.

Annoint him with the oil of sternest zeal, that he may faithfully and rigorously punish us forever and ever. Ameen.

[joeybee12]

5. One Question: Are you really, really, really bored tonight???

[thebigidea]

6. ah, that was a good one

the minute I saw it, I knew what I had to do.

[_NorCal_D_]

10. Nice job!

B-)

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. On Eagle's Wings may God's Spirit continue to bless you, Mr. Ashcorft,

and your early morning government sponsiored prayer meetings in government buildings, buildings paid for with CHRISTIAN tax money! THANK YOU FOR YOUR COURAGE IN KEEPING AMERICA CHRISTIAN!

[7th_Sephiroth]

8. i got a better prayer

more like a favor, Jesus, i know you turned water into wine, i have this sage, lil help please?

[Bertha Venation]

9. Dear Lord,

Please bless Rev. Ashcroft with a lovely blue drape to tie around his body. Amen.