I have seen the error of my homosexual ways

[AquariDem]

and I repent in the depths of my heart. I am now ready to begin a new life, cleansed of my sin, prepared to follow the straight path to glory...Hallelujah! Now, would any DUers here care to join me at the next Focus on the Family potluck supper?

[madrchsod]

1. the food would be pretty good

but the people you have to eat with..

[AquariDem]

14. Jello salad, 100 varieties!

My mouth is watering with utter anticipation.

[jumptheshadow]

22. What, no fruitcake?

eom

[elperromagico]

2. Well, Praise Jeebus!

We got us a convert! Imma git Rev'rend Falwell on the phone!

[roguevalley]

3. sure, honey. can I bring my grrlfriend?

;)

[AquariDem]

5. Oh dear. Shouldn't "girlfriend" be two words?

You're scaring me...must..read..Bible..chapter..now...

[KittyWampus]

4. What is Focus on the Family referring to?

Can we form our own extended Family? Kephra started a DU coven... almost as good!

[AquariDem]

11. Dating your straight cousins

instead of members of the same sex. :evilgrin:

[alwynsw]

6. Anita blesses you

[nostamj]

7. can I post my Bel Ami video collection

on eBay first???

[WillyT]

8. No You Haven't, And Don't You Dare !!!

Now, just cut that out dammit!!

:evilgrin:

[Deja Q]

9. Yeah, but I'm Devil's Food Cake!

:evilgrin: (I'll let that conjure up all the sick-o comments I'd otherwise be making right now... :D )

[Rowdyboy]

10. Praise Jebus!!! Another sinner saved...come sit next to me...

You must focus on ridding yourself of you "evilness" by having homosexual relations as often as possible over the next few years to insure you are truly and forever converted. Anytime you're ready to start...

[AquariDem]

13. I didn't know I was that butch

a lesbian. :evilgrin:

[Rowdyboy]

15. Girlfriend, most of my best friends have been women

I'm gay as a goose but I LOVE women. They're my second favorite sex...Had I taken the time to check out your profile and see that you were a female, I wouldn't have looked so stupid!

Sorry, I'm just distracted because my partner is ill and asleep on a Friday night and I feel bored as a sonovabitch...

[AquariDem]

17. Relax, I was totally having fun

with it. :)

[MinnFats]

21. Ummm.....just how gay IS a goose, anyway?

i thought they mate for life & raise shitloads of little goslings, but then what do I know...

[Swede]

12. Right on! See I just knew it was a choice.

Welcome to FreeRepublic.

[Skittles]

16. GOOD

DOES THAT MEAN YOU WILL STOP SHOWING UP AT MY DOOR TRYING TO RECRUIT ME INTO THE HOMOSEXUAL LIFESTYLE ??? WHATEVER WILL YOU DO WITH ALL OF THOSE TOASTERS ?????

[joeybee12]

18. Focus on your own damn family!

[solinvictus]

19. Coming out from heterosexuality

OK, I've batted for the hetero team for all my life, am married, and it's been fine. About a month ago, we went to a gay/lesbian bar with friends and I had a drag queen who looked like Sadie Frost plop in my lap cabaret style and give me a smooch. I had the same response as I would in a female strip club. Use the imagination. Washington Monument comes to mind. Does that qualify me for some sort of selective bisexual membership since he (looking lusciously like a she) obviously bombarded me with gay radiation?

[Booberdawg]

20. LOL! You scared me!

I thought OMFG she got hijinxed by some wacky Falwell group and is being forced to do this. LOL! Family dinner huh? Yeah, that can be just as bad. :)