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Fri Oct-31-03 08:57 PM
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| Chris Matthews, American Orator Extraordinaire |
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Not since Demosthenes spit rocks has our planet seen a finer, more mellifluous instrument for the beautiful English language!
Let's all take a moment to appreciate and praise this fine specimen of rhetorical genius!
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| childslibrarian
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:01 PM
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| 1. You have had way too much sugar |
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It is bad for for your teeth...
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| MooPie
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:04 PM
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finds me sitting with bated breath, awaiting his breathless prose, his erudtion, his drooling drivel, oops I mean...
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| kodi
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:09 PM
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| 3. a real genius, the man truly deserves a squatting ovation |
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:11 PM
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| 4. What do you suppose is the MOST artistic aspect of his oratory? |
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Most of the time its Chris' ability to engage and truly explore the nuance of the day's topic. But I'll have to admit that on the special occasion I become completely enamored not with Chris' pleasant cadence, nor the sing song poetry that seems to knit from his words. No, its the random shot of spittle that reminds me how Chris so accurately reflects the hopes and dreams of the common man. You see I too fire off the occasional spittle on to my boss' lip, and it is then that Chris and I connect.
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:13 PM
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| 6. you people are hysterical |
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I am soooo glad I found this site. You have saved my sanity!
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:16 PM
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Written like a true writer. That's great!
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Fri Oct-31-03 10:44 PM
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That made me laugh so hard my cheeks hurt
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:13 PM
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| 5. He's especially impressive since he talks while his lips are firmly |
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attached to Bush's butt!
What a genius!
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| JackSwift
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Fri Oct-31-03 09:39 PM
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| 8. Oh yes, he is the kind of guy |
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that we reserve our special approved praise for. I can't believe that we used to criticize this paragon of the free press. He is magnificant, "LET FREEDOM RING!" The Democratic powers that be truly love Chris Matthews. The way he screams, they way he shades the truth to Joe Conason about not having had Ann Coulter on his show. The way he humiliates Dennis Kucinich when he denies all the Republican talk about abortion as murder is not an advocacy of criminalization of abortion.
No, we will not tolerate anyone bad-mouthing the great package loving Tweety.
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