Is there a better man of God than Jerry Falwell ?

[Swede]

Oh! the compassion,the humanity. If he was a Catholic he'd be the first live Saint.

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. Only Pat Robertson!

Though it's a tie, really.

It sure as hell ain't Rev. Jessie Jackson (just what church is he a reverend of, anyway?) or any other goddess earth-worshipping LIEberal.

[AquariDem]

2. Got to be Jack Van Impe

He's my only news source.

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. Oh, and Fred Phelps!

Though Jerry is still tops, but it's like asking "what's more exciting - lynching blacks or lynching fags?" you know, it's all satisfying.

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. thank you Jerry for saving us from Evil Gay Tinkie Winkie

Jerry stood tall, even when people said Tinkie didn't have genitals and is made of plush.

Satan will find a way in, said Jerry,

Thank you, Thank you

And please pray that Tinkie will repent before he is hurled into a lake of fire.

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Shit! I'm a better man of God than Jerry...

...adn I'm a blood drinking, baby sacraficing Pagan, don'cha know.

[pretzel4gore]

6. you mean Jerry the masturbator?

i saw Jerry on Ron Reagan Jr's talkshow back in 80's and the topic was sex, self abuse ie masturbation and finally, after several minutes of Falwel's strong denunciations of the 'vice' Ron asked Jerry outright: "but...Do YOU masturbate Jerry?" and after trying to change subject (the other guests kinda helped keep the pressure on Jerry by casually admitting indulging in the sin...hahaha!) finally Jerry had no choice but to admit HE DOES!!!
Actually, i almost felt sorry for him......heeheeheee...
btw the Ron Reagan show was fabulous...Ron was openly liberal democratic and his show was fucking exciting to watch.....the contempt for the emerging neocon consensus of the time was palpable on that show....and naturally even tho Ron's dad was president, it was on at midnight(?)

[Sean Reynolds]

7. Ronald Reagan!