I am sending my 3 twins to Bob Jones University

[Renew Deal]

They will learn the goodness of the church while becoming moral god loving people. I will not send them to any place with those other people.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Are they white?

If not they'll have a hard time getting dates...

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. 3 twins????

Aren't they known as triplets????

[Renew Deal]

3. Hey, I live in Alabama, It's all the same.

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. Hey! Be specific, LOL.

The triplets are two boys and one girl. They sure as shit are different looking and have totally different personalities.

[AquariDem]

6. One has two heads

What, you've never seen a two-headed high school senior before??

[DuctapeFatwa]

4. That only happens to Catholics. Christian twins always come in 3s

it is a blessing and a sign from Jesus.

[greatauntoftriplets]

7. The trips are Catholic!

And sorta Greek Orthodox.

[jumptheshadow]

8. Why about your spouse?

What does your cousin, uh, wife think about the idea?

[caledesi]

9. I sure hope they are white and NOT interested in black/brown students.

There could be a problem here.

[Rabrrrrrr]

10. According to Al Franken's book,

Bob Jones University, which they actually call BJU, the idiots, has completely ended the ban on interracial dating. They had stepped it down to allowing interracial dating *with parent's approval*, but now, apparently, parent approval no longer needed.

But chaperones on dates are still needed.

And I would imagine that, given the idiocy that is BJU, that even though interracial dating is now "allowed", there's a shitload of "unofficial" pressure, probably even from the administration, not to do it.

[ShaneGR]

11. PRAISE THE LORD!!!

PRAISE JESUS! PRAISE BE UNTO HIM!

AMEN!