The Landover Baptist Church...What better night than tonight.

[BlueJazz]

....to share to our new members (here at DU) the only True church
of the saved.

http//:www.landoverbaptist.org/

[Wonk]

1. Halloween tips for Holyweeners

Feed almonds to your Christian family dog for the two months leading up to Satan's birthday, Halloween. Follow him around with a pooper scooper. Carefully place the dog-filth in Almond Joy candy wrappers. Sealed in plastic, also insert a Bible verse. At the end of the Bible verse, in very small type, provide a warning not to eat the "candy." That way, wicked children who choose candy over the Word of God will get exactly what they deserve!Ê

more...
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/subjectarchive/halloween.html

[BlueJazz]

2. LOL!...I missed that one.

nt

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Betty is my personal pinup...

I soil myself on her pillbox hat very night!

Oooh! Tickle me and Praise the Lord!!!

[madrchsod]

4. betty b has some new

stuff to buy..i`m in love with betty-she dresses well , she personally knows jesus, and she has dean stuff.
is betty a democrat??