I'd love to have hot monkey sex with Dubya......

[slinkerwink]

I'm starting to feel the call of the wild....must mate...must mate...with Dubya----fellow primate....must mate.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Be prepared...

...to give birth to something that will eat every banana in sight.

[slinkerwink]

3. ooooh, my first monkey love child with Dubya,.....

As of now, I have mated with Dubya by licking his picture on the computer screen.

I believe I am pregnant with a horrendous monkey-thing with a puzzled brow and deer-in-the-headlights eyes......

[madrchsod]

2. you need help

i`m sure there`s someone around here to help you out. but remember don`t get pickles mad at you or she might get in her car and run you over...

[slinkerwink]

4. who's pickles?

I honestly have a phobia to pickles....can't stand the smell!