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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:24 PM
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Poll question: The Libruls are coming. What kind of gun should I buy?
Edited on Fri Oct-31-03 09:25 PM by Bleachers7
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:25 PM
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1. Actually Libruls are so wimpy
you only need blanks.
Not a real gun like the Nuge has.
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AquariDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:24 PM
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13. Or one-a them squirty whales
Hee hee hee!
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 09:26 PM
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2. Just get something with enough ammo
You know how they breed, since the government hands them whatever money they need to sate their crack and sex addictions, and so they don't have to show any personal responsiblity, which is the anethema of LIEberals.
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:12 PM
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3. Doesn't work
Cocaine, sodomy & wellfare make me INVINCEABLE!!!!

Now put down those pliers & hand me that midget.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:15 PM
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4. Fourty watt plasma rifle with a 100Kw range.
...or just what you see, pal.
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Swede Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:17 PM
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6. Excellent.
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short bus president Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:17 PM
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5. An uzi might be worthwhile.
You get an oozie from the unprotected prostitute sex, don'tcha know?

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_NorCal_D_ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:33 PM
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7. Some sort
of military surplus would do the trick!
B-)
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:37 PM
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10. Welll...I used to carry an FNC1A1 and a Browning 9mm, but...
...at 1llbs, I was happy when we dumped the FN 7.62 for the 6lb M-16. It's all about portability, although if you're hunding LIEbruls in dense foliage, you're better off with a heavier calibre. I say NATO made a good choice with 7.62.
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name not needed Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:35 PM
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8. spelling
its spelled ''uzi'' and tech 9 is spelled ''tec 9''
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 10:36 PM
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9. 50 caliber sniper rifle, effective kill range at 1800 yards.
kills 'em a mile away.... and yes, you CAN buy one legally.
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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:04 PM
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11. Those guys are insane!
I spent an afternoon with some guys in a 50-cal club.

Mucho big boom. If it wasn't all about blowing a watermelon-sized vent into actual people, I'd have one.
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kodi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Oct-31-03 11:20 PM
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12. did they use those nifty armour piercering shells?
i fired one once. then, thinking i'd love to have one to defend my home from martians, i reconsidered.
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