I'm saving my virginity for a hetero, Christian, America-values marital

[Rabrrrrrr]

relationship - ask me anything

[greatauntoftriplets]

1. Why?

[SOteric]

2. Arent' you married...?

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. That, my dear, is a question

led by a program of personal destruction. You're trying to ignore the issues and distract the thread, but I won't let you do it to me, the way Gore did it in Vietnam.




(though truthfully, no, I'm not)

[SOteric]

17. Are you sure...?

I could have sworn you were married. :shrug:

[Rabrrrrrr]

18. No, I'm quite positive I'm not married

:hi:

[rfranklin]

3. Making claims like that is fraud...

punishable by up to ten years in a Federal penetentiary.

[Rabrrrrrr]

5. Oh, sure, and perjury about sex with an intern is just OKAY?

[FarLeftRage]

6. How do you feel about heavy metal?

Is it noise or a form of music?

[Rabrrrrrr]

7. it's NOISE! and that's an objective FACT!

We hashed this out a few weeks ago, and sadly, the poster with the truth got tombstoned.

But yes, it's NOISE.

:evilgrin:

[qwertyMike]

8. They don't do sex in those relationships

Just prayer & guns.
The kids come mail order.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. The kids come from GOD!

Who is Jerry Falwell incarnate! I learned that at Bob Jones U.

And guns are from JEEEESUS!

[Rowdyboy]

9. Are you, or have you ever been

a member of the American Communist Party? (slaps Rabrrrr back and forth underneath a bright light)

If you're waiting for a "hetero, Christian, America-values" guy, I wish you luck. Most of them aren't very good in bed (I speak from experience)

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. No, no, no - I'm hetero, so I'm waiting for that special, traditional

American-values WOMAN, whose white, Christian, and who will rightly give up her career, her body, and her mind to me, the leader, the one who is destined, by Biblical design, to be the head of the household, which she will maintain, as is her privelege and her special duty by creation.

[Syncronaut Seven]

13. Sounds boring

.

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Maybe boring to a godless LIEberal!

But not to a true Bible-inspired patriot!

[Military Brat]

10. Virginity is not like fine wine

It does not get better with time. Go ahead and pop your cork when you feel like it's right, not when you have all your ducks in a row.

[Rabrrrrrr]

16. So you're saying that you are in favor of sex ed classes

in elementary schools that have live demonsrations of various Hindu techniques, in which the children are allowed to participate?

I don't want to live in your America, thank you very much.

If God had wanted us to be having sex willy nilly, He would have made it enjoyable, and not painful.

[dfong63]

14. good for you