ANNOUNCING....THE DU CONVENT!

[short bus president]

aka "the shortbus home for wayward girls." All the hot, steamy girl-on-girl sisterhood you could ever want, right here under my all-seeing and all-knowing eye. And some righteous discipline for the truly wicked among you. Poverty and silence, too, if you wanna sign over your worldly possessions at the door, and wear the ball gag.

All ye lusty women of the Lounge - get thee to my nunnery! NOW!

[Fenris]

1. OOO can I be the dirty Vicar?

Pleeeeeeeeeeze!

[short bus president]

2. depends...

is that anything like the "filthy sanchez?"

;-)

[Fenris]

3. Oh, God no!

Think worse!

[roguevalley]

4. I'd like to be the Mother Superior with the ruler. But that might mean I

would have to give up my membership in the DU Coven.
And, I would have to give up my kewl pointy hat: <|

Can I hold dual membership?

[short bus president]

6. don't "mothers superior"

get cool hats, too? How else would one distinguish them from your everyday, run-of-the-mill nuns without a cool hat?

[Khephra]

5. You know

The DUC will have "inside" members...

:hi:

[short bus president]

8. Oy - so many inappropriate thoughts on reading that

Suffice it to say, the phrase "fuck a duck" is now firmly stuck in my head.

Thanks, Kef.

;-)

[supernova]

7. LOL! I am truely wicked...

I just got back from seeing Kill Bill.

I really want a Samurai Sword NOW!

[short bus president]

10. with which

to clip yer cigars?

;-)

[Rowdyboy]

9. Can I be the snippy homosexual

assistant to the headmaster? I've been an extra in a couple of movies....

[short bus president]

12. snippy assistant?

Since when do convents require the service of a mohel?

;-)

[Rowdyboy]

13. (shuffles feet, looks down embarrassingly)

Yessuh, I'm sorry, suh, I shouldn't have asked...

[Robb]

11. Alert the media

This could spell the end of the Republic. ;)