I keep seeing this cat @ DU -- the cat has to be drunk as a skunk by now

[FogerRox]

[skygazer]

1. Why do you suppose skunks drink so much?

Is it the smell?

[CatWoman]

2. if you smelled like that

wouldn't you drink a lot?

[OldLeftieLawyer]

3. The cat told me to tell you that

he resembles that remark and will you please make sure the kitty litter is fresh?

Thank you.

[FogerRox]

4. that cat never leaves to go pee in the fresh kitty litter

Roj scratches head--

HMMmmmmmmm

[libodem]

6. and it's always the fresh kitty litter...

can't wait to mess it up....

[OldLeftieLawyer]

7. Silly

He's standing in the litter box.

Duh.

(Clearly, you did not grow up in a coalmining town..........)

[FogerRox]

8. DOH ! of course he standing it the litter box-- yes OK

Shovel that coal, tote that barge
Aint no task that is too large
We gotta job, aint no doubt
Dont you dare stop & pout

I gotta belief thats pure and true--
in my red, and white, and Blue---
If you wanna join my crew---
Saving democracy is what I do--

[OldLeftieLawyer]

9. Nice ditty for the kitty

In the coalmining town where I grew up - in NE PA - there was one bar where oldtimers went. They stood at the bar, or slouched on the barstools, worn as they were, and drank boilermakers - the real kind. They were too old and too bombed to make it to the restroom, so they got into the habit of peeing where they stood, against the bar. When the bar closed, the owner scrubbed the place down, and the next morning - bars opened at daybreak back then - they started all over again.

The beer-drinking cat has always reminded me of those old miners.

[libodem]

5. Is that funny or what?

I'd say plastered.

[sasquatch]

10. Is that one of matcom's cats?