Why do people criticize Our Great President?

[UrbScotty]

He's only trying to mess with a country that voted for Gore! Besides, Our Great President was elected by a mandate of 56% of the Supreme Court! Clinton never got a majority!

[Swede]

1. Don't forget Clinton had sex while he was in the Oval Office!

Our dear President Bush hasn't had a blowjob in years.

[madrchsod]

2. do you think

he ever got a blowjob? well maybe in college..wasn`t he a cheerleader?

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. They criticize him becuase they hate themselves,

and they see in him everyting they wish they had: integrity, the moral authority to lead, good ideas, a spirit of uniting, a spirit of personal responsibility, an ability to work through adversity and rise through the ranks of poverty and become president of the United States. they see a man they want to be, one who loves and is faithful to his wife, his children, and his pets. Who is a regular, down to earth guy who likes clearning brush, driving a pickup truck,a nd enjoys the simpler things in life with no ego, no need for intellectual supriority or lording himself over anyone.

And mostly, they despise his humility and comfort with who he is.

LIEberals want all that, but they have none of it, and thus they criticize - meanly - a perfectly innocent man, who has never told a lie or done anything wrong that he hasn't gotten on his knees and repented to his God about in a spirit of utter humility and respect for the God who created him and for the Christ who died for his sins and created this country, that we might live in peace and be a beacon of truth and light unto the world.

That's why he gets criticized. God bless him in his humble attitude and forigiving spirit. Any other man, who would be a lesser man ipso facto, might speak out against his enemies, but Bush is strong, and he takes the slings and arrows and suffers silently, confident that his God knows him, and perfectly satisfied, because all he needs is the love of his God and to serve his God to be happy. He needs no exterior approval, and that's why he's a greater man than any LIEberal or DEMONcrat will ever be, and why they hate him so much. His presence is a constant reminder of what they want to be, but will never be.

[Faygo Kid]

8. Halloween satire?

Geez, I sure hope so. Certainly correct about having no need (nor ability) for intellectual superiority.

[BlueJazz]

4. I knew the day our Holy Washington Father...

...stood on the deck of that aircraft carrier, dressed in a flight
suit with his mighty "Rod" straining to rip his sacred pants open
that America had finally seen the righteous way and if we keep following this blessed course, we will....I say...we Will be bound for Republican
heaven...

[xray s]

5. Just remember

When you criticize Our Great President, you are criticizing God, who made him Our Great President.

[_NorCal_D_]

6. All hail King George!

He shall rule for another 4 years! x(

[Cocoa]

7. because they're the liberal elites

they're riding around in their limousines and look down on the common man in the pickup truck.

[caledesi]

9. I don't understand this very "popular" president. He has brought

honesty and dignity back to the WH and we are SO much safer now.

[LTR]

10. George Bush iss a greet pressident!

Not liek thoose taxnspend libruls. George Bush is verry responsabel and knows how too balence a budjet. He doesnt blow monney like Bill n Hitlery KKKlintoon! Alwas wasteing monney on stupid librul shit like gay sex and pornographic art and communeism and them dark skinned folk. make me wanna puke!