Your favorite line from a movie?

[NaMeaHou]

Mine:

Close anyway:

I'm the kling klang king of the Rim Ram Room! AAAhh HHHAAAA!

edit: Leaving Las Vegas

[morningglory]

1. Serpentine!!!

From the in-laws with Peter Falk and Alan Arkin. Brilliant funny movie. Peter Falk says he finds himself walking down a busy sidewalk in New York and someone will throw up a window and yell "Serpentine!!".

[DrGonzoLives]

2. From Misery

YOU WANT IT? EAT IT, YOU SICK, TWISTED BITCH!!!
James Caan shouts at the Kathy Bates character towards the end as he tries to off her.

Close second: "I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum." - Nada in They Live

and

"Who's stupid now, you dirty sheep fucker?" - Jay in Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back

[dolo amber]

3. One of them

*Points to sig line* ;)

[Brucey]

4. A couple:

"It's alive" from Frankenstein (1931), mostly because of the way it is delivered and the gothic atmosphere.

"Nothing" from Persona (1966), because it represents the spiritual anguish and personal letting-go of the characters.

[American Renaissance]

5. L.A. Confidential

This line was edited out of the video and DVD because it offeneded the LAPD, but I love this line.

It takes place outside the victory motel and Detective Bud White is about to shoot a guy in the back.

Dude: "You can't do this, this is America"
Bud White: "This is L.A."

[CanuckAmok]

6. "Hardy-Fucking-Har"

The inimitable Harvey Keitel, in Reservoir Dogs.

[TheZoo]

7. "It's all in the mind"

From "George" in "Yellow Submarine".

[Nazgul35]

8. mine...

Nautical theme: "I think we're gonna need a bigger boat!"

Outter space theme: "Damn man the shit ain't that bad!"

[gardenista]

9. "All my friends have big but(t)s"- Pee Wee Herman

From PeeWee's Big Adventure, in response to a friend who *would* follow her dream of going to Paris, BUT...

[Bertha Venation]

10. Many! Here are four: Tootsie, Working Girl, Shirley Valentine

"Tootsie," Bill Murray to Dustin Hoffman:

You slut.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Working Girl," Joan Cusack to Melanie Griffith:

Sometimes I sing & dance around the house in my underwear. Doesn't make me Madonna. Never will.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

From "Shirley Valentine," a bit of dialogue:

Shirley (out the second story window, to pissed & ashamed daughter leaving the house): That's right Milandra, I'm goin' to Greece for the sex. Sex for breakfast, sex for dinner, sex for tea and sex for supper.

Eavesdropping delivery guy: Sounds like a marvelous diet, love!

Shirley: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Also from "Shirley Valentine," spoken by a Grecian wanna-be gigolo:

Fuck is fuck. Boat is boat.

[Rabrrrrrr]

11. So how does a girl like you get to be ....... a girl like you?

North by Northwest

[DivinBreuvage]

12. "Hell no, I ain't no deputee!"

From Clint Eastwood's "Unforgiven". Spoken by an old Mexican when offered a chance to shoot pyschotic killer Will Munny after Munny's just massacred half the men in town.

It's actually not my favorite line, but for some reason it always comes to mind whenever another country (or the UN) announces it's not going to pour men or money into the Iraqi quagmire for the sake of the Crawford Dauphin.

Françoise

[Rabrrrrrr]

15. Another from that movie:

As Eastwood was leaving the saloon at the end, "If I see any of you, I'll kill you. If any of you shoot at me, I'll kill you, I'll kill your family, I'll kill all your friends, and I'll burn your house down."

[DivinBreuvage]

19. I LOVE that movie!

Unusual for a woman, I know. But a handful of very violent films really appeal to me, and this is one of them. It's very complex and has so many interesting components (my favorite being the subplot with English Bob and his personal biographer who is won away by the sheriff, and the discussions they have about reality vs media depictions). I don't know if the writer won the oscar for his work, but he should have.

The line you quoted, Rabrrrrrr, got a sickly laugh in the theater when I saw it. I think the people there viewed it as a little comic relief after the violence of the preceding scene. But then he stalks off into the storm and turns around and bellows "You'd better bury Ned right, or I'll come back and kill every last one of you sons of bitches." and everybody was chilled again.

I distinctly remember the change in the audience. Before the film most of the people waiting for it were laughing and joking, expecting I think another shoot-em-up. When the movie let out no one was laughing, and it seemed to me that a lot of them were disturbed. I've never been to a movie that worked such a noticeable change in the mood of the people watching it.

Françoise

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. Wow! sadly, I didn't see it in a theater

Wish I had. It's definitely the anti-western.

And it is an incredible story.

Eastwood absolutely earned his oscar. And no, I don't know either if the writer got an oscar for it. I have an inkling that Eastwood's for directing is the only Oscar it came away with, but the memory is foggy - it might have won more.

That "Bury Ned right" is a real killer line.

Gods, what a movie it is.

[MinnFats]

38. cupple more from "Unforgiven," the movie Eastwood was born to make...

"You just shot an unarmed man!"
"He shoulda armed himself if he was gonna decorate his whorehouse with my friend!"


and:


"He had it comin,' didn't he?"
"We all got it comin', kid."

[Tredge]

63. More Eastwood

He's had the greatest lines...here's some more:

Unforgiven

After he shoots Gene Hackman:

"I don't deserve this. To die like this. I was building a house."
"Deserve's got nothing to do with it."

(BTW, did anyone notice that Eastwood's and Hackman's characters both have the same first name?)

Outlaw Josey Wales

"Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like."
"To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms."

"You a bounty hunter?"
"A man has to do something these days to earn a living."
"Dyin' ain't much of a living boy."

"Kansas was all golden and smelled like sunshine."
"Yeah, well, I always heard there were three kinds of suns in Kansas, sunshine, sunflowers, and sons-of-bitches."

[Rabrrrrrr]

64. And the classic, "So what you have to ask yourself is, do I feel lucky?"

"Well? Do you? Feel lucky, punk?"

Unforgiven is such an incredible movie - violent, like all good westerns should be, but very anti-violence.

"Killin' a guy's a helluva thing." or something like that.

[DivinBreuvage]

69. Wow, guys, you're making me think...

that I need to get a couple of beers and some popcorn and take a trip to Big Whiskey tonight.

Françoise

[Bertha Venation]

13. oops, one more, from "The Fisher King"

Get thee to the liquor store, and buyeth thee the Jack of Daniels, that ye may be shitfaced, dulang, dulang!

[eileen from OH]

14. Mine's not actually a line, it's a lyric. . .

From Funny Girl. . .

"Isn't this the height of nonchalance. . .furnishing a bed in restaurants?"


eileen from OH

[Military Brat]

16. From Thelma and Louise

"Anyway, we don't want to end up on the goddamn Geraldo Rivera show."

[flamingyouth]

17. "If Jesus came back and saw what people were doing in his name...

...he'd never stop throwing up." - Max Von Sydow in Hannah and Her Sisters.

[Mass_Liberal]

18. Holy Grail

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"

[corpatabi]

21. Pope of Greenwich Village

"What do you need a fancy suit for? You ain't got no job to wear it to" Paulie says to Charlie

[newyawker99]

61. Hi corpatabi!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[corarose]

22. Saddam has WMD & he can bomb us within 45 Min's

Was that a movie?

[TacticalPeek]

23. "Marry me, Sarah."

Robert Duvall to Olga Bellin in


Tomorrow 1972
(William Faulkner story, Horton Foote screenplay)




Honorable mention:

"Try not to die like a dog?"

Ralph Richardson to Malcolm MacDowell in


O Lucky Man! 1973

(2nd in Lindsay Anderson trilogy, after "If....")

[A HERETIC I AM]

24. i would like to offer a couple....Young Frankenstein and...

Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
1st) From Young Frankenstein... They are in the cemetary digging up the body and Gene Wilder says to Marty Feldman "What a horrible, disgusting job" "Eyegor" says "I dunno...could be worse"
HOW COULD IT BE WORSE? "Could be raining" (At that moment, a thunder clap, a lightning flash, and a downpour! Hilarious!)

And in The Holy Grail...the scene they called "Constitutional Peasant"..."Supreme executive power comes from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical aquatic ceremony! I mean you cant expect to weild Supreme executive power just cause watery tart threw a sword at you! If I went 'round, saying i was an emporer, just cause some moistened bint lobbed a scimitar at me, they'ed put me away!"

and lastly..."Folks dont seem to hang around much when i gets to likin' em" "They dont seem to hang around much when you get to dislikin' em either" Clint Eastwood to Chief Dan George and Chief's response in "The Outlaw Josey Wales"

[Dirk39]

25. You're talking to me

couldn't resist
Did try it with one of my teachers long years before, he didn't knew the film...
Hello from Germany,
Dirk

[MPiedlourde]

26. "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead."

The greatest movie ever - Pulp Fiction.

Actually, just about anything pulled from that script could go on the greatest quotes list, IMO. ;)

[newyawker99]

62. Hi MPiedlourde!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[ironflange]

27. Let's get out of here

Heard in 4 out of 5 movies. It drives my wife crazy when I snicker eachh time I hear it, especially in a theatre.

[SilasSoule]

28. {In my best Slim Pickens voice}

Oooone (1) combination Holy Bible/Ruski Dictionary.......check.

From Dr. Strangelove

[bobthedrummer]

75. "Stop it!-this is the War Room, you can't fight in here"

also from Dr. Strangelove

[dpbrown]

29. "I'm from the factory." - Midnight Express

This is the moment Billy, walking the wrong way around the pole against the tide of lunatics, awakens to the reality he's sane, he's alive, and he's going to do whatever it takes to get out or die trying.

[OneBlueSky]

30. "scuse me while I whip this out" . . .

anyone? . . . :)

[DoNotRefill]

33. Blazing Saddles....

the bean scene was priceless.... :)

[Rabrrrrrr]

67. Fifteen's my limit on schnitzelgruben

and:

What do you like to do?

Oh, I don't know. Screw. Play Chess.

Let's play chess.




No no no. Don't take those. If you shoot him, you'll just make him mad.



Sorry about the 'up yours, nigger'.

[Jackhammer Jesus]

81. "Candygram for Mister Mongo!"

"Oh, that was nothing. The bitch was inventing the candygram!"

[KeepItReal]

87. "I think he said 'The sheriff is near'" ....

Oh that was funny!!

[Insider]

88. where the white women at?

cleavon little LOL

[NuckinFutz]

110. OOH!

It's twoo! It's twoo!

[VolcanoJen]

31. Lloyd Dobler from "Say Anything"

"She's gone. She gave me a pen. I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen."

[NicoleM]

45. My favorite Lloydism

"If you start out depressed, everything's kind of a pleasant surprise."

I also enjoy the rap when they're in the parking lot: "Lloyd, Lloyd, all null and void."

Who am I kidding, I love every damn word in the whole movie. :)

[MrScorpio]

32. "Charlie Don't Surf!"

That line from Apocalypse Now is interchangable with anything:

"Charlie don't bungie jump!"
"Charlie don't watch Fox!"
"Charlie don't take it up the ass!"

My other favorite line, courtesy of Dirty Harry is, "A man gots to know his limitations."

These are guides for life.

[DoNotRefill]

34. "You shot him in the back!"

"His back was towards me!"--unknown cowboy flick with Anthony Edwards and Morgan Freeman?

"Can you hammer a 12 inch spike through a 2 by 4 with your penis?"
"No..."
"Well, a girl's gotta have her standards..."--Deborah Foreman to Val Kilmer in Real Genius

"I was thinking of the immortal last words of Socrates, who said: 'I drank WHAT???'" Kilmer, Real Genius

"Daddy would have gotten us Uzis..." -spoiled Cheerleader sister in Night of the Comet

"Ahhh. AHHHH... AHHHHHHHHHHH...."--Paul Reubens's death scene in Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

"Oops!!!" Lothos, BtVS

[PurityOfEssence]

40. The second best death scene I've ever seen

It's right after Carl Reiner's in a western sketch from the old "Dick Van Dyke Show".

Paul Reubens was magical in that scene.

[SiobhanClancy]

35. "What shall we hang...the holly,or each other?"

One of the MANY fabulous lines from The Lion in Winter

More..
'Henry's bed is Henry's province, he may people it with sheep if he wishes. Which upon occasion he has done.'

'In a world where carpenters get resurrected, everything is possible.'

The best dialogue,in my opinion,of any film ever made. All you have to do to find a great line is fast forward and stop in any random place:)

[VolcanoJen]

36. And, of course, a few classic exchanges from "Office Space"

Peter Gibbons: You're gonna lay off Samir and Michael?

Bob Slydell: Oh yeah, we're bring in some entry-level graduates, farm some work out to Singapore, that's the usual deal.

Bob Porter: Standard operating procedure.

Peter Gibbons: Do they know this yet?

Bob Slydell: No! No, of course not! We find it's always better to fire people on a Friday. Studies have statistically shown that there's less chance of an incident if you do it at the end of the week.

and

Peter Gibbons: Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like a case of the Mondays'?

Lawrence: No. No, man. Shit, no, man! I believe you'd get your ass kicked sayin' something like that, man!

[kyrasdad]

37. lines

"Frau Blucher" *horse whinnies* Chloris Leachman makes a face
Young Frankenstein

"They were smoking everything but their shoes" Olympia Dukakis
Steel Magnolias

"Evil does not wear a bonnet" Mr. Tinkles
Cats and Dogs

"Does this work, or does it make me look like some kind of gay superhero" Patrick Stewart (ruined me forever to take Picard seriously)
Jeffrey

[NuckinFutz]

111. Steel Magnolias!

Olympia Dukakis and Shirley McLaine had all the great lines

I'm not depressed, Malinn! I've just been in a very bad mood for forty years! (shirley)

Malinn, your husband is a boil on the butt of humanity! (shirley)

Oh! You know I love you more then my luggage! (Olympia)

[Spider Jerusalem]

39. "Gentlemen! Please! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!" (n/t)

[Piperay]

41. "You crashed the hell in, now crash the hell out"

from 'The Swimmer'. Another favorite "I'm shaking the dust of this crummy little town off my feet and seeing the World" from 'It's a Wonderful Life'. I use the lines in real life all the time. :eyes: :-)

[Piperay]

42. Ops forgot..."It's all blood under the bridge"...

from 'Whose afraid of Virginia Woolf'...I love that line and I love that movie. :bounce:

[Mysterio]

43. Peter Gibbons from Office Space...

It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

Also...from Office Space...

Ron Livingston as Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?

Diedrich Bader as Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man ... two chicks at the same time, man.

[Tikki]

44. Miller: "Say you're thinkin' about....

.... a plate of shrimp and, all of a sudden, somebody says 'plate' or 'shrimp' or 'plate of shrimp', just like that, out of the blue." "No explanation." "No need lookin' for one, either."

Repo Man....1984

[Twillig]

60. "Find one in every car. "

"You'll see."

Though HDS saying: "Gypsy dildo motherfuckers!!" has a spot in my heart.

[CanuckAmok]

82. "Yeah, let's get sushi and NOT PAY!" n/t

[peekaloo]

46. Son, you got a pantie on your head.

Raising Arizona

[chefgirl]

47. From 'Mommy Dearest'

When the board of Pepsi is trying to get rid of her:

"DONT FUCK WITH ME FELLAS! You see, this aint my first time at the rodeo"

-chef-

[MGKrebs]

48. Top 5

"Why did you come to Casablanca, Rick?"
"I came for the water".
"But this is a desert!"
"I was misinformed".

"You sell whatever you want, but don't sell it here tonight". Steve McQueen in Bullitt.

"I have a vewy cwose fwiend in Wome named Biggus Dickus". Life of Brian

"This thing is warped!" Mel Brooks trying to work the rubber ball and paddle toy in Blazing Saddles.

"We're gonna need a shitload 'a dimes!" Slim Pickens in Blazing Saddles

[Lindacooks]

49. "He'll come. I know his-a type."

John Lithgow as Dr. Lizardo in:

Buckaroo Banzai

[Red State Rebel]

50. If you don't have anything nice to say, come sit by me..

Steel Magnolias - Olympia Dukakis

[SiobhanClancy]

51. She stole that line..

from Alice Roosevelt:)

[Whitacre D_WI]

52. Heineken?

Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON!

Actually, any Frank Booth line can work here. Damn, Blue Velvet was a great movie.

"Now it's dark. Let's Fuck! I'll fuck anything that moves HAHAHAHAHA!"

"Let's drink to fucking! Say 'here's to your fuck, Frank!'"

"Don't be a good neighbor to her. I'll send you a love letter, straight from my heart, fucker! Do you know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You get a love letter from me, you're fucked forever!"

[ironflange]

107. Dennis Hopper on Frank Booth

"One of the all-time great romantic movie roles."

It's a little spooky the way he's obviously having so much fun playing that part. Next time I watch it, I'm going to count how many times he says "fuck."

[Catshrink]

53. "Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world...

she walks into mine." Rick to Sam in Casablanca.

Second choice:

"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." Rhett to Scarlet in GWTW

[Catshrink]

54. "Spaceballs? Oh shit, there goes the planet!"

from Spaceballs.

That movie has a number of classics:

"Why didn't you tell me my ass is so big?"

"May the Schwartz be with you."

"How many of you here are Assholes?"

"I'm a Mog, half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend."

[Rabrrrrrr]

65. I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!

Spaceballs: the toilet paper
Spaceballs: The placemat

[Catshrink]

95. hehehehe

glad I'm not the only one who knows that movie.

Our radar's been jammed!

Who's giving me the raspberries?

[jafap]

80. Remind me to change the combination on my luggage

I like the line from "Romy and Michelle". "We don't care if you like us, because we don't like you. You're a bad person with an ugly heart and we don't give a flying fuck what you think!"

Also, from "Better Off Dead" "Man, that's a shame. Folks throwing away a perfectly good white boy like that."

From the Princess Bride: "Hallo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die."

From Taps: "Honor does not count for shit when you are looking at a dead little boy."

From Billy Jack: "When I think of the number of years she's going to have to carry in her memory the savagry of this idiotic little moment of yours. I go berserk."

From Good Will Hunting: "If you disrespect my wife again. I will end you."

From Dogma: "Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer."

[SEAburb]

55. "You know how to whistle, don't you? Just put your lips together and

blow." Bacall to Bogart in Key Largo

[joeybee12]

56. Yes, Ashley will be back...we'll plant cotton, cotton oughta go sky-high

next year!

I chose this because in one line the character of Scarlet O'Hara is revealed.

Not the funniest or spookiest line, but a great line for character development.

[maine_raptor]

57. "We're the Pros from Dover"

M.A.S.H.

[Liberal Veteran]

58. Ripley in Aliens: I don't know which species is worse....

"I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn percentage!" Reminds me of republicans every time I hear it.

[Dogmudgeon]

59. Some more obscurities

"Buck up, little camper!"
-- Curtis Armstrong to John Cusack in Better Off Dead

"Do you fuck, or what?"
-- Lydia Lunch to one of the anonymous punks in Liquid Sky

"This is my happening, and it freaks me out!"
-- the character Zeman (or "Z-Man") in Beyond the Valley of the Dolls

"I love you, Mickey!" ... "I love you, Mallory!"
-- Juliette Lewis and Woody Harrelson in Natural Born Killers

"You've got a good thing here, Dean. Don't mess it up."
-- Roddy MacDowell to Harvey Korman in Lord Love A Duck

"Love means never having to say you're sorry" ... "That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard."
-- Ryan O'Neill and/to Barbra Streisand in What's Up, Doc?

(Given enough time, I could find more.)

--bkl

[Rabrrrrrr]

66. Damn you all! God damn you all to hell!

Great last line, from Planet of the Apes.

[HEyHEY]

68. Snatc

"I fail to see the correlation between, losing ten grand, hospitalizing George....and a good deal." - Turkis

[Ilsa]

70. "Snap out of it!

(SLAP)
Cher and Nick Cage
Moonstruck

[grannylib]

71. From Nat'l Lampoon's Christmas Vacation....

several stellar quotes here:
"Eddie, if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet, I couldn't be more surprised."

"I can picture it in my mind, Clark baby, and it's breathtaking!"

and the classic...
"Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

[HEyHEY]

72. I'm gonna get it in the pillow case...and smack it with the hammer

I love Clark...and cousin Eddie

[maveric]

73. A long line from Hedley LaMarr in Blazing Saddles:

I want rustlers, cutthroats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, half-wits, dim-wits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, horse wagglers, horse thiefs, bulldikes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass kickers, shit kickers, and Methodists!

[electricmonk]

74. Badges? We don't need no stinking badges!

Also about any line from a Raymond Chandler movie:
From The Big Sleep
You know what he'll do when he comes back? Beat my teeth out, then kick me in the stomach for mumbling.

General Sternwood: How do you like your brandy, sir?
Philip Marlowe: In a glass.

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.

From Murder, My Sweet
She was a charming middle-aged lady with a face like a bucket of mud. I gave her a drink. She was a gal who'd take a drink, if she had to knock you down to get the bottle.

It was a nice little front yard. Cozy, okay for the average family. Only you'd need a compass to go to the mailbox. The house was alright, too, but it wasn't as big as Buckingham Palace

And a couple bonus quotes from North by Northwest my favorite movie ever, glad to see someone else quoted it here.

In the world of advertising, there's no such thing as a lie. There's only expedient exaggeration.

Eve Kendall: I'm a big girl.
Roger Thornhill: Yeah, and in all the right places, too.

Now you listen to me, I'm an advertising man, not a red herring. I have two ex-wives, a mother, and several bartenders depending on me. And, I don't want to disappoint them all by getting myself "slightly" killed.

[stlsaxman]

76. "You think that's air you're breathing now?"

Morpheus to Neo, who gasps for air after being beaten at
Kung Fu in the training program in The Matrix. Suddenly
Neo is no longer out of breath... the look on Morpheus' face right
after that is priceless.... very Zen moment.

[Mysterio]

77. A Christmas Story.....best movie ever...

Santa Claus: "You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

Narrator (Ralphie as adult): "Oh my God, I shot my eye out!"

Narrator: "Some men are Baptists, others Catholics. My father was an Oldsmobile man."

Darren McGavin as Ralphie's dad: "Fra-gee-lay. Must be Italian."
Melinda Dillon as Ralphie's mom: "Actually I think it's fragile, dear."

[KeepItReal]

86. What's in the box?...So what is it? - Ralphie's dad

The delivery guy's expression is too funny!

:-)

[loudnclear]

78. "Sometimes the magic works, sometimes it doesn't"

From Little Big Man with Dustin Hoffman. (Old Indian speaking)

[alwynsw]

79. Custer was a pussy.

We Were Soldiers

[YellowRubberDuckie]

103. HE was...He really was...

Just agreeing with Sam Elliot in that movie.
Duckie

[jayfish]

83. Groundhog Day.

"This is pitiful. A thousand people .. freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat! What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out and they used to EAT IT! You're hypocrites! All of ya'!"

Jay

[ComerPerro]

92. Groundhog Day

is one of my favorite movies.

[JackDragna]

84. Gentlemen, you can't fight in here!

This is the war room!

[KeepItReal]

85. "Champagne for my real friends...real pain for all my sham friends"

- Ed Norton in 25th Hour.

[LibertyorDeath]

89. From It's a Mad Mad Mad Mad World

After Jonathan Winters wrecks the Gas station (too funny)

The 2 owners (brothers) grab the axle of a car one turns to the other and says' "were gonna have to kill him Irwin" then they charge.

I die laughing at that every time.

[ResearchChemist]

90. Bogart, again

"Oh, so thats what an invisible barrier looks like"... Fidgit, Time Bandits

"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade". ... Rick, Casablanca

[ComerPerro]

91. "Do you see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?"

As well as countless others from The Big Lebowski.

[GalleryGod]

93. Here's lookin' at YOU,kid!

:cry:

[kodi]

94. "what about the legs, they look fresh" and orc spying a dinner of hobbits

from the two towers.

[mdmc]

96. I'm your Huckelberry

Doc Holiday, Tombstone

[noonwitch]

97. "A little peace? Why so modest? How about eternal peace?"

Eleanor of Aquitane (Katharine Hepburn) to her husband Henry II (Peter O'Toole) in "The Lion in Winter".

[grannylib]

105. rock on noonwitch!

what a great movie! The stellar Ms. Hepburn, and the first movie roles for both Anthony Hopkins and a 17 year old Timothy Dalton...
just wonderful!!

[SPQR]

98. Your golf ball?

Your car? Is there anything in the world that doesn't belong to you?

-Susan Vance (Katherine Hepburn) to David Huxley (Cary Grant) in Bringing Up Baby.

And from the same film:

Yes without you and definately without you. (Grant to Hepburn)

(Grant, into the phone, calling the zoo): Hello? Is that zoo? (pause) Well no one's talking baby talk!

And finally, Grant to Hepburn when he sees what he thinks is a dangerous leopard in her apartment): Susan! You've got to get out of this apartment!

Hepburn: I can't, David, I have a lease.

[MissMillie]

99. I think you're going to need a bigger boat. (n/t)

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[ArkDem]

100. "Check, please"

Dumb and Dumber

[NoPasaran]

101. You're fighting for this woman's honor

which is more than she's ever done.

Groucho in Duck Soup

[Loonman]

102. Fight Club

Tyler Durden: to the police chief Hi. You're going to call off your rigorous investigation. You're going to publically state that there is no underground group. Or... these guys are going to take your balls. And send one to the New York Times, one to the LA Times press release staff. Look, the people you are after are the people you depend on. We cook your meals, we drive your ambulances. We connect your calls, we guard you while you sleep. Do not... fuck with us.

[WoodrowFan]

104. from Blazing Saddles: describing Freepers

You've gotta remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the New West. You know ... morons.

[brainshrub]

106. From Fight Club:

Marla: "My god, I haven't been f***ed like that since grade school."

Here's the .wav:

http://www.moviewavs.com/Movies/Fight_Club/grade_school.wav

[Beer Snob-50]

108. From the Godfather...

(I think I have the quote correct!!)

"Drop the gun!!! OH and don't forget the cannoli"

[NuckinFutz]

109. from Raising Arizona

Shoot! They got more 'n they can handle!

[Speck Tater]

112. "I just shoved a trumpet up your ass...

... Aren't instruments fun?"

It's the delivery that makes this line utterly hysterical.

--Michelle (Alyson Hannigan) American Pie 2

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"My God! I look like a Republican!"

--'J' (Leelee Sobieski) in My First Mister after being forced to comply with the dress code on her new job.