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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 09:55 AM
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Be careful of that Halloween Candy, it's in the M&Ms they think!
M&M ALERT! Don't eat the 'Blue' M&Ms, they think Saddam put Viagra in them! Saddam got that WMD from Bob Dole and Newt Gangrinch while The Repubs were still friends with him in the 80s! This could cause a lot of people to have a really hard time if they eat these fake M&Ms, Wolf Blister sez! Did anyone else hear about this horrid attack?
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Noordam Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 09:58 AM
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1. NOT the Blue M&M I love them
:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:00 AM
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2. Did you get a stiff neck?
Be "Careful" is the best rule of thumb!
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DoYouEverWonder Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:02 AM
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3. I always thought it was the green ones
and that the red ones had the opposite effect?
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:03 AM
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4. That's what they want you to think!
:scared:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:12 AM
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5. Boosh's radio address today mentioned this!
He assured all 'Murkans that the blue W&W's were safe!


:dunce:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:15 AM
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6. He can't spell well, or can he?
Edited on Sat Nov-01-03 10:20 AM by Hubert Flottz
Bush dresses up like a boinger everyday!

Edit}}}Boooooshwaaah said, "Saddam just wants to spread hardshipnessism around the entire globe!"
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:25 AM
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7. YOU ARE TOO STUCK ON SKITTLES
TO EAT M'Ms. ADMIT IT HUBERT.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:32 AM
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8. Trouble is, I ate all my candy I got last night before the Alert!
I'm going to go and buy more Duct Tape before the WMD candy starts working!

Beneath your Asskicking exterior you are as sweet as candy!

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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:35 AM
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9. with apologies to Jefferson Starship....
GO ASK ALICE

One MM makes you smaller....
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:40 AM
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10. They think Alice is really a Mullah dressed up in drag!
These people are EVIL and don't you forget it!
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radfringe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:44 AM
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11. all kidding aside - thanks for the info
I had few MM's last night, yep ate the blue ones - this explains why when I woke up the morning that I was shocked to discover that I grew a penis overnight...

:evilgrin:
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 10:50 AM
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12. Now You Be Strokin' !
That's what I mean, EVIL SHIT!
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JitterbugPerfume Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 11:06 AM
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13. OH Blue M&Ms
that explains a LOT about a certain person I know about last night
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 11:15 AM
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14. Just wait until the next full moon!
This could get a lot uglier before it gets purdy again! My neighbor was giving out Bud Lite last night! I'll bet I changed costumes 50 times and went back for more beer!
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trof Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 11:17 AM
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15. They're OK if you peel them.
It's in the hard candy shell.
I grind the shell off with my Dremel Tool.
Of course the M&Ms then melt in your hand, but hey you can't have everything.
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Hubert Flottz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Nov-01-03 11:24 AM
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16. "Of course the M&Ms then melt in your hand"
Better them than me!
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