A fundie just appeared at my door

[7th_Sephiroth]

passing out fliers for judge roy more coming to my town (pensacola, FL) he said his church asked him to do it :puke:

[Hubert Flottz]

1. You need a dog like I've got!

He trees them in the front yard!

[7th_Sephiroth]

2. oh we have a rather large dog

but for some reason doesent attack fundies, i duno why

[Hubert Flottz]

4. You have to train them!

:evilgrin:

[WillParkinson]

6. Me, either...

They taste like chicken.

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

3. Freak out the fundie

Thank him politely and ask when Judge Moore will be agitating for a statue of Shiva to be added to the AL rotunda. Or Kali. Kali would be even better.

[mumon]

5. hand out a porno tract...

remind 'em Jesus was Gay.

[7th_Sephiroth]

7. i told him

no thanks, haveing one ov those around mught be used as evidence of pre-meditation

[VelmaD]

8. Given the date...

you had a perfect opportunity to give him some leftover Halloween candy, tell him his "costume" was really scary, pat him on the head, and laugh as you sent him on his bewildered way. :-)

[7th_Sephiroth]

9. no left over candy

>burp<

[VelmaD]

10. I'm in touch...

was up early this morning suffering the sad side effects of too much sugar. *discreet burp*

Another option, since it's Samhain today and all, would have been to ask him if he's let the Goddess into his life. ;-)

[7th_Sephiroth]

11. look up for my responce to the

flyer he gave me