My mouth tastes like someone took a piss in it and then dumped an ashtray

[Sean Reynolds]

Wasn't plannin' on going to a party last night, with the snow and all. BUT I did and wow did I get smashed. I passed out at around 5 and woke up at about 8.30 to my friend screaming. I had to take her home because she was puking all over the place and couldn't drive. But I'm not hung over, I actually feel pretty good. Though I am tired as hell.

Anyone else get shit faced last night?

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Not me.

I compressed a lifetime of getting shitfaced into the earlier part of my life. I now wake up, rather than come back to life from a morning near-death experience. ;-)

[KG]

2. maybe somebody do that while you were passed out.

:shrug:

[Redleg]

3. Nope- I'm too damned old to do that more than once a year.

I did have a few vodka martinis. I know, I know, a real martini uses gin but I was out of gin.

[La_Serpiente]

4. Good god

That's disgusting.

[Rowdyboy]

5. I know the feeling well, unfortunately....

Thank God I lived long enough to calm down a little. Settling down with a wife/husband/partner will eventually straighten your ass out.

[maine_raptor]

6. Have you checked in a mirror just to be sure since you got home?

n/t

[Uzybone]

7. Damn

your breath must be downright corrosive right now. Stay way from any metal objects that you might cherish.

[intheozone]

8. Dude, TOO MUCH INFORMATION

nt

[WillParkinson]

9. That was your mouth?

Damn, dude, I'm sorry! Someone told me it was the john. Or did they say it was the 'Sean'....

Either way. My bad.