The Crooked Cartographer of all CAPTIONS!!!

[skip fox]

"W. is "thinking": "Hey there! Hi! Wow. I love Mississippi! Great people in a great state! Hell, they invented a river after this state! Goes damn near half-way round the world or something. Also they invented characters like Buford! What would the Dukes be like without a Buford??? Gee. And all those movies with Bert Reynolds racing a car with the ol' sherrif just having to chomp his grits in the dust. You bet! A great state with great people!"

[RuB]

1. "Mr. pResident, whats that brown stain on your bottom?" (in so accent)

[Astarho]

2. I see the Light...

It burns! It BURNS!

[bobthedrummer]

3. Crowd: "Seig...Heil..."

n/t

[cosmicdot]

4. W: hey, it's great being back in a state with cotton fields ...

... racial strife, unemployment and struggling schools ... and a room full of rich white right-wing people ... I'm sure when Haley says things can be better he was talking about the measly thousand bucks ya'll paid to get in here ...