Can someone please help me locate my G spot?

[EnfantTerrible]

I am ten posts away.... anyone? anyone?

[spindoctor]

1. It's the one between your F and your H spot

Spot on!

[EnfantTerrible]

2. That's the spirit

Thank you spindoctor!

[KnaveRupe]

3. First drop trou.

Then, bend over and spread your cheeks.

Whoops, wait - never mind. That's your G-O-P spot.

Can't help you with the other one. At least, not according to my wife.

[EnfantTerrible]

5. Keep searching

I hear the journey is all...

Come on DUers only 8 more posts to make my G... I need your help.

[ithinkmyliverhurts]

9. "Me and Bobby McGee" lyrics were written by Kris Kristofferson.

It would be like writing the following: "'There must be some kind of way out of here,' said the Joker to the Thief." Jimmy Hendrix.

And if you don't see any problem with giving credit to Hendrix, then you need to stop citing music lyrics all together. :)

:headbang:

[KnaveRupe]

29. Good point, but...

...actually, it would be more like saying: "Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn." - Clark Gable

Which, frankly, I don't.

But thanks anyways!!! You rock, dude!!! Wooooodstock!!!

:eyes:

[ohtransplant]

4. Try "googling" on it. That always works for me. n/t

[EnfantTerrible]

7. Would that be a hard rapid "google"

or something a little more romantic than that?

[11 Bravo]

15. Isn't "Google" Urdu for foreplay?

[EnfantTerrible]

18. I can't remember

The last time Urdu passed my lips I was pretty drunk

[ohtransplant]

33. No, I think it's the slowwww, "Let's play some Barry White" google

[helderheid]

6. you guys are killing me!

LOL

[EnfantTerrible]

10. No one said it wouldn't hurt a little

But it's the good hurt, no?

[Walt Starr]

8. doesn't this really belong in the lounge?

Or maybe it should stay here anyway because I rarely go to the Lounge.

:evilgrin:

[elehhhhna]

13. Walt, G could stand for "General "...

[EnfantTerrible]

16. I'll take it to the lounge

But I prefer public places

:evilgrin:

[kliljedahl]

11. Maybe this'll help

Keith’s Barbeque Central

[EnfantTerrible]

22. Almost killed the mood my friend

But persistance will prevail.

[Green Mountain Dem]

12. I finally found it....

for all the good it did me...WHERE WAS IT 20yrs AGO ??? As usual...a day late and a dollar short..and SHORT is the operative word here!!

[benburch]

14. My friend, Annie Sprinkle's web site could probably help.

http://www.Anniesprinkle.org (asm)

[helderheid]

20. eegads!

What a friend to have! The pics were hilarious!

[seemslikeadream]

17. hint

[demgurl]

19. I'll help. Let me ask you....

how did you find DU, what brought you here?

[EnfantTerrible]

21. Mark Crispin Miller

He handed out a list of links at the show he did here in NYC.

[helderheid]

23. one more to go kiddo...

[Endangered Specie]

24. Just ask Stan...

after all, he found that OTHER hard to find spot :evilgrin:

[annabanana]

25. ta daaa!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

26. OK first stop squirmin..

And a tad to the left and ... stop kicking me... now take slow easy breaths... remove the chainmail... now once the choco sauce has cooled I'll get the salad tongs and the miner's cap.


steady ... steady... steady... and...





:woohoo:


There it is. :D

[EnfantTerrible]

28. thanks for the help

and thank you for being gentle

[SalmonChantedEvening]

34. I'm here to help.

:hat tip:

Just glad it was found is all, congrats on the 1000th post!!

edit: eye canned tipe wirtha damm

[ohtransplant]

32. "salad tongs and the miner's cap"

ROTFLMAO! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[BrainRants]

27. G? No, GTE!

Disclosure: I am not associated with GTE, but am associated with my SO's G spot. Thank You. :)

[Seabiscuit]

30. If you can find your string, the G spot is attached to the front of it.

[SarahB]

31. ...

Superior portion of the vagina about a 1/2-1" from the opening. It sticks out a little and is bumpy. Now enjoy!

Geesh! Was that so hard, people? (And don't tell me the real answer presented in a medical and matter-of-fact way will get the darned thing deleted!)

[texas1928]

35. .

:spray: