Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

[JVS]

[Burma Jones]

1. But of course

douchebag


I always wanted the guy to say Douchebag........

[JVS]

2. Get your own, you fucking bum

[fudge stripe cookays]

3. I saw a great magazine ad years ago....

in a housekeeping magazine.

It had a broken jar of mustard on a newfangled tile floor, and said, "For a floor you can Poupon for years."

Always makes me giggle.
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[Scout1071]

4. I kid you not. I recently saw a completely restored, fancy, schmancy

car of some sort. I don't know what it was, but it certainly looked like a Rolls. I walked up for a closer look because this was clearly a show car. In the back seat was a champagne bucket, complete with champagne and two glasses, but the piece de resistance was a small jar of gray poupon in a cup holder on the passenger door.

Good times.

[JVS]

6. Kind of like this?

Wow! I just got married and the remembered the Grey Poupon. Life is good.

[RPM]

7. ?

?

[youthere]

5. Poupon U n/t

[jmcon007]

8. It says grey, but it looks a little greenish.

[bicentennial_baby]

9. No, sorry....I only eat this kind