Corrupt A Wish

[Chichiri]

This is a fun game I got from another board I'm on.

The idea is simple: when you post in this thread, you grant and corrupt the wish of the person above you.

EXAMPLE 1:

I wish I had a million dollars.

Granted. The Feds knock on your door with a few questions about some embezzlement.


EXAMPLE 2:

I wish I could fly.

Granted. You ARE a fly.


After corrupting that wish, you then make a wish of your own.


I'll start:

I wish that nobody in the world were ever hungry again.

[Q3JR4]

1. Granted,

report to the slaughterhouse you titanic sized deer.



I wish for world peace.

[Chichiri]

3. Granted . . .

Everyone in the world goes deaf. Suddenly, it's quite peaceful.

I wish my wrists would stop hurting.

[crispini]

8. Granted.

You have no arms anymore. :evilgrin:

I wish I could play the guitar.

[jmowreader]

38. Granted.

You're now in Toby Keith's band.

I wish I had a pound of broccoli. (Really. It's good raw.)

[crispini]

40. EWWW.

Ok. Granted.

You now have a pound of broccoli. Sadly, it's slug infested. Enjoy that, mmhmm?!

I wish I had a million dollars.

[Q3JR4]

10. Granted,

I have some nice new hand prosthetics over here to show you now that you need them.

I wish I had money to go out tonight.

[Chichiri]

15. Granted. You have plenty of money to go out . . .

. . . but don't really feel like stepping outside until all that lava goes away. Maybe you shouldn't have moved to Hawaii after all.

I wish I were the very model of a modern major general.

[jmowreader]

39. Granted.

You still can't tell a Mauser rifle from a javelin.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[jmm]

2. Granted, McDonald's for everyone!

I wish Bush and his whole family were exiled from the country.

[Chichiri]

4. Granted . . . They are shipped off to China . . .

Where they quickly take over, and return to the States with a bunch of nukuler missiles to back them up.

I wish I never had to pay bills again.

[ET Awful]

5. Granted, you now have a bookkeeper to pay your bills for you.

I wish I wasn't so damned tired.

[Chichiri]

9. Granted, you're wide awake . . .

And will be so for the next few months. Have fun.

I wish I WEREN'T a titanic-sized deer.

[Q3JR4]

12. Granted,

everyone's hungry again.

I like this game. :)

I wish I had some new shoes.

[TommyO]

31. Granted

They are a women's size 6, 6" stiletto, hot pink, and fuzzy.

I wish that my roommate would finally get a good job.

[Chichiri]

32. Granted.

Your roomie gets a REALLY good job from you.

I wish my mind weren't so perverted sometimes.

[Q3JR4]

6. Granted.

Enjoy your coffin sized room for the rest of eternity. ;)

I wish for a new car.

[Chichiri]

11. Granted. You purchased it from some very good "family men" . . .

. . . who mistook you for someone they didn't like. Unfortunately they neglected to tell you about the explosives under the engine block until it's too late. Your family is taken care of real nice, though.

I wish I was a mob boss myself.

[Q3JR4]

17. Granted,

watch out for Fat Tony and his men who have a hit out on you in the millions of dollars.

I wish I never wished for the new car. ;)

[Chichiri]

27. Granted . . . you've just created a temporal paradox.

And the whole universe goes boom.

I wish I had a functional boom box.

[ET Awful]

18. Granted, unfortunately, your rivals across town had better planning

than you did and whacked you.

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[Chichiri]

20. Granted. You now know EXACTLY what to wish for . . .

. . . but have just used up your last wish.

I wish Pink Floyd were playing in my home town.

[Q3JR4]

21. Granted,

That's all you'll be thinking about for the rest of your natural life.

I wish for a new computer monitor.

[ET Awful]

23. Granted only it's a 12 inch monochrome from 1983.

I wish my bank account wasn't overdrawn because of someone elses stupidity.

[Chichiri]

25. Granted.

It's now overdrawn because of YOUR OWN stupidity.

How I wish, how I wish you were here.

[ET Awful]

28. Granted, but I have poor personal hygiene, am allergic to soap

and like making long distance calls to my cousin in Peru on your dime.

I wish that I could go back in time about 10 years and make some major decisions over again :).

[Outrider]

36. Granted,

you go back ten years in time and don't step on that ant (It was major to the ant.)

I wish I had total conscious control over my metabolism.

[YankeyMCC]

7. Granted

You've lost your job (this is the Bush economy) and everything is either repossessed or sold off for cash.

You're now living on the street with no bills.

I wish the democrates become the majority party in both houses in 2006.

[Q3JR4]

13. Granted,

* and cheney are indicted and karl commits suicide.

I wish I had some Nachos.

[name not needed]

14. Granted

Although half of the party now maintains membership in the Council of Conservative Citizens.

I wish for a sandwich.

[Chichiri]

19. Granted. There's a thumb in it.

So much for Wendy's . . .

I wish I could write as well as Stephen King.

[ET Awful]

22. Granted, but you've just been hit by a car like your mentor.

:)

I wish I had a live in masseuse.

[Chichiri]

24. Granted. He doesn't know what the fuck he's doing . . .

. . . and he clears out your fridge in the middle of the night.

I wish I had more time.

[Ikonoklast]

16. Your wish is granted....

....but you are now a minority Republican. I wish I was smarter.

[Chichiri]

26. Granted.

But you're the only one who's intelligent enough to realize it.

I wish I wasn't the only one here tonight.

[Ikonoklast]

29. Granted....

I hope you like Chinese people. There are 1.2 billion of them on your doorstep. I wish I was more tolerant of others' shortcomings.

[Chichiri]

30. Granted. You're now a Republican.

I wish I had never been a Libertarian.

[Ikonoklast]

33. Granted

You are the leader of the Nazi Party and it's April 1945. I wish I was invisible.

[Chichiri]

34. Granted.

Your eyes are unable to filter light, and you're completely blind.

I wish I was visible.

[Outrider]

35. Granted,

you're naked in the middle of a Congress.

I wish it would rain.

[Chichiri]

37. Granted. Acid rain.

I wish there weren't so many loose ends in the Dark Tower series.