The ten things I like about George W. Bush

[RandomKoolzip]

1. He looks a lot like Alfred E. Newman, and you gotta admit that's a plus in anyone's book.
2. I love guys with who wear band-aids on their faces.
3. Hey, I like pretzels too! We have something in common!
4. He isn't ACTUALLY the devil.
5. He gives succour to those guys in high school who couldn't read, write, or speak publicly and thought nothing would ever become of themselves because of it.
6. Me like funny man ha ha ha
7. He can steal an election like a skilled baseball player can steal bases; I admire that.
8. He gives new life to the smirk as a legitimate facial expression at a time when Bruce Willis is losing popularity.
9. Jeez, this is really hard!
10. He isn't ACTUALLY Hitler.

What are yours?

[Curse10sBitch]

1. The truth is out!

A band-aid on his face...

Has anyone ever seen Geroge W Bush and Nelly in the same room?

[Brucey]

2. I like that his days are nearly over.

[11 Bravo]

3. I like the fact

that he is (arguably) a human being; and as such, at some point, the whole life cycle thing will come to its inevitable conclusion.

[Liberal Veteran]

4. My top ten...

1. Nothing
2. Nothing
3. Nothing
4. Nothing
5. Nothing
6. Nothing
7. Nothing
8. Nothing
9. Nothing
10. Oh, did I mention there is NOTHING I like about GWB?

[Stone Cold]

5. I agree with liberal_vetran...

...there's not one thing I like about Dubya.

[Rabrrrrrr]

6. He's compostable

Gotta appreciate that.

[magnolia]

12. Actually...

...he's bio-degradable. You don't want meat/flesh in the compost...it attracts wild animals. Anyway...I wouldn't want a decomposed GWB to fertilize my tomatoes...too toxic!

[JackSwift]

7. That one day he will feed worms

on a truly bi-partisan level.

[roguevalley]

8. He's consistent.

Great Grandpa Samual armed the Kaiser during WWI

Grandpa Prescott armed Hitler during WWII

Poppy entered the military to improve the family's image and got his crew killed when he bailed like a chicken when he got his plane shot down.

George went AWOL during Viet Nam.

All in all, not a spine among them. :-D

And who said foolish consistency was the hobgoblin of little minds?

[joeybee12]

9. There's only ONE Thing I like about Dumbo, and it is...

...one day, like all mortals, he will die.

[UrbScotty]

10. You're right!

Call David Letterman!

[Kamika]

11. I like him beauseeven though hes an idiot

hes OUR idiot !!! :D

[Maddy McCall]

13. 10 tolerable things about bush

1) He tries to talk texan, and even though we know he isn't one, we appreciate his earnest desire to be.

2) He wears cowboy boots on the ranch, and, even through we know he isn't a real cowboy, we appreciate his earnest desire to look like one.

3) He drives a pick-up on the ranch that DOESN'T have a Confederate flag on it.

4) His face is great evidential ammo against those who claim that we did not evolve from the same line as chimps.

5) C'mon. We all know he has a drink every once in awhile! He's no teetotaler, even though he may pretend to be.

6) He has a scottie dog. Scotties are cool dogs.

7) He is just plainly silly! It's fun watching him fall down.

8) His wife has a pretty name. Laura is a name I have always liked.

9) His daughters' antics cause him great embarassment, and it's fun watching them do all the things that their papa stands so firmly against.

10) His mom loves him so much that she will kick your ass if you talk badly about him.

[SiobhanClancy]

14. Easy..

1)nichts
2)nada
3)rien
4)niente
5)ничто
6)شيئ
7)niorbh
8)ingen
9)niets
10)'ole

He is such an "International man":)

[Bossy Monkey]

15. Ummmmmmmm, nice ties!

His underlings always get the flag pin right-side-up (can't imagine Dubya managing this on a daily basis, or even once for that matter)

Uhhhhhhhh, his magic whitening and darkening hair. That's it, really. I must say that if this maladministration were a movie or a sitcom (oh yeah, they were one), I would absolutely love them. A never-ending barrel of laughs these doofi would be, if they weren't in fact running the country, and straight into the ground. Maybe they can take over on The West Wing after we boot their asses out next November.