Bush has his God's mixed up!

[corarose]

Have you ever had exploding diarrhea and begging God to please let you live so that you won't die on a toilet seat like Elvis did?

Have you ever been so drunk that you had to pee and you knew that If you didn't get to a toilet you would pee all over yourself so you beg God for help.

Have you ever been bent over a toilet puking and all of a sudden you felt like you have to poop at the same time and you beg God to help you.

That's the same God that told Bush Jr that he should be dictator.

God came to Bush when he was being choked by Cheney oops I mean the pretzel and he begged God to let him live so that he could get back a SH for wanting to kill his father.

God can be the God in heaven or God can be a part of your speech when you are dog drunk.

The only person that would have come to Bush during his intoxicated sleep would have been Satan and he mistook him for God.

The Egyptians believed in many God's and some of the God's were not "Nice". I think the Jr has his God's mixed up in his crazy ass head.

[roguevalley]

1. You read my mind. :)

He thinks he has God on speed dial.

[Don_G]

2. His Only God

Reads "In God We Trust" and is printed in green ink.