What do ya look like?

[LuCifer]

Ok, fine, I'll go first! Fasten yer seatbelts...

this is me in my Jane's Addiction "Ritual De Lo Habitual" shirt, after drinking way too much! :+ Unlike Bush, I at least can admit that I am a booze-hound!!!!! And I don't go driving!!!

this is me with the legendary Mo Rocca at the U. of Miami :silly: Note my self-made "F. W!" shirt.

There. Print them. Post them in your attic and/or basement and never have problems with rats again.
:kick:
Lu Cifer :evilgrin: reminding you, Bush is not...he's a SHRUB :nopity:

[SOteric]

1. I'm gettin' nothin but some smilies here, Beelzebub.

:shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

3. Hes a red X isnt that cute SOteric

:hi: how ya doin

[SOteric]

5. It does have a certain charm.

:hi: Not too bad, Mr. Kleeb. How's things with you?

[JohnKleeb]

7. Dont call me Mr. it makes me feel old

I can only drink in Germany and Italy remember being 16, how am I? I feel great, lol I got an alias today, Dragoljub Djordjevic, no I am not gonna use it, but I was having some fun earlier and decided what the hell. My chin doesnt smell like bud light anymore. All is godo with me, and I got no school tommorow.

[SOteric]

Yeah, probably never a good idea

to rush that 'old' thing. It creeps up sooner than it should as things are.

:hi:

[JohnKleeb]

13. Yep

I dont even have my learners permit yet and I bet I am only of a few DUers who doesnt. I know people without licenses but of no one with out their learners. Plus it makes me feel old to be called Mr. :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

2. what a good looking red X lol

http://groups.msn.com/JohnKleeb/shoebox.msnw?action=ShowPhoto&PhotoID=1
This is me.
I am somewhat skinnier now that Ive been starving myself since September ;) and I can run faster :) which is great.

[WindRavenX]

4. John you look cuuuteeee!!!!

What are you eating though? :shrug:

[JohnKleeb]

6. What am I eating?

dinner, candy, and snack food :D I recommend it. You cant tell it by my picture but I got bulging blue eyes lol, and thanks heh. :hi:
Yea its all good. I feel fine. The Kleeb Diet works :D

[WindRavenX]

8. Damn John!

I bet you have to run from the ladies!
You look fine- why did you want to lose weight? You actually look skinny in THAT picture...

[JohnKleeb]

16. lol I wish

I am quite shy. Actually it was something else that made me fat, the big A-ss. I am like 170 now, I was 190. I am so shy with girls :(, its so pathenic, now on the other hand I did have some nice talks and mini dances at homecoming and had a nice talk the other night.

[WindRavenX]

19. Don't worry, you'll get better

And more times than not, we chicks can be pretty gutless around guys too. So just be nice around us ladies, and everything will work out :D
Or come up to Boston and chill w/ us crazy ass BC girls!!! :evilgrin:

[JohnKleeb]

21. Yeah I know

How do you survive as a Yankees fan in Boston, I gotta know that lol. Hey I wouldnt mind going to school in Boston, I might just go to the convention next summer, and I dunno really, but yeah I wouldnt mind hanging with you guys if I could.

[WindRavenX]

24. Heh, surviving in Boston was rough...

I'll send you my finished essay on that (yes, I am writing an essay on the f--king Sox/Yanks ACLS). Trust me, it was PRICELESS.
I'm going to be volunteering for the convention- maybe I'll seeya there John!! :hi:

[JohnKleeb]

25. Maybe you will see me

Remember I dont like the Yankees but I am cool with Yankee fans lol ever since I came on to DU.

[Lizz612]

9. For some reason

I always think of JohnKleeb as a grining Dennis Kucinich...
I wonder why that would be? :shrug:


eidt me speak good english

[WindRavenX]

10. OMFG!

.......me too :think:
I thought I was the only person to think that :D

[Lizz612]

17. This will sound mighty strange

but you have to understand I have vivid dreams, vivid f*cked up dreams. But when I dream about DUers, JohnKleeb is a big grinning Dennis Kucinich head. I'm not kidding you. A BIG Kucinich head. Very BIG. That was a particularly f*cked up dream...

[JohnKleeb]

18. People thought I looked like Wellstone when I had his pic in my sig

Sheesh lol. I gotta grow my beard out more lol. I remember this past summer I tried to pass myself off as a longdead relative and some of the girls here thought he was cute, too bad ladies Mike passed away umm 58 years ago. Too bad though.

[Melsky]

20. I thought that too

It's Johnis Kleebsinich

[JohnKleeb]

22. another

:eyes: pick a number lol
You know Kucinich is descended from a nearby country of my grandfather. Go Balkan region! yeah.

[LuCifer]

11. ok, 2nd pic...let's am be try this AGAIN!!!

you may have to cut n paste this one:

uselesswhore.batcave.net/Lu&Mo2.jpg OH COME ON!

Here, go to www.uselesswhore.batcave.net then look for Lu&Mo2.jpg a'ight? Ya gotta go to VISUAL EVIDENCE first, then Lu Pix (sorry to sound self-agrandizing!) then it should be the first one! STUPID CODES THAT DON'T WORD! DAMNIT!

[WindRavenX]

12. Didn't work :(

Dude, what's an illegal code anyhow..? :shrug:

[LuCifer]

15. AH HA! YES!

It's amazing what can be done when ya remove the "www." crap!!!

Lu

PS Remember, print pix of me and keep the rats away!!!

[short bus president]

41. I keep getting "illegal code" errors from DU, too

when I try to post a pic from the drunken barn dance that has been posted here previously. I just chalk it up to a conspiracy, and move on.

[Paragon]

14. Anyone with half an ounce of effort...

...could find a picture of me.

[Stone Cold]

23. If you wanna see what I look like....

Ge here: http://profiles.yahoo.com/highflying_rey_mysterio That'll be a pic of moi and my twin bro. :D :)

[SOteric]

26. What the hey, I guess it's been a while...

[ForrestGump]

33. Excuse me

While I administer CPR to myself.

:D

And, no, that is not a euphemism, you depraved pack of perverts.

[hussar]

27. Ok this is me....grab yer barf bag

http://us.f1.yahoofs.com/users/205d53c/bc/Yahoo!+Photo+Album/beret.JPG?pfaqcp_ADysI0_Fn

[SOteric]

28. You're really pale and have typing all over your face.

Or possibly your link is a 404.

[hussar]

31. 404????????

works for me?

[hussar]

36. Try this then

http://profiles.yahoo.com/hussar01

best I can do

[SOteric]

39. Much better!

Thanks.

[ForrestGump]

29. You didn't see the movie?

[SOteric]

30. I don't remember

Salma being in the film...

[ForrestGump]

34. Well, she spent most of her time on the set in my trailer

Lets hear it for rich powers of fantasy...

[SOteric]

40. You mean..

'nekkid in the big, luxury hot tub in your trailer."

I keep telling you people, if you're gonna dream, dream big.

[ForrestGump]

43. And I keep telling my people

"sweep the trailer for hidden video cameras twice daily"

How else could you know?

I mean, apart from the full-page ads I took out in the Los Angeles Times, adveritising the fact?

[SOteric]

44. I coordinate the daily reports

from your horde of drooling fangirls on alt.binaries.WeLoveGump

[ForrestGump]

46. I've got to visit that group more often

No telling what I will learn about myself. :D

I haven't been back since that discussion in which much speculation was ongoing as to the...well, let's not revisit that, shall we?

[SOteric]

47. Oooohhhh. You mean the

'Dildo' scandal.

[ForrestGump]

51. Precisely

:D

I think NSMA keeps another car there that we don't know about.

[ZoCrowes]

32. You look kinda like a friend of mine

he had his hair dyed like that for a while too. No nose ring though

Here's a few of me. They were taken five minutes ago and are terrible but who cares. Avert thine eyes if you dont want them to melt out of your head

http://images.snapfish.com/338%3A%3A5%3A723232%7Ffp8%3Enu%3D3237%3E7%3C4%3E299%3EWSNRCG%3D3232556654%3A64nu0mrj

http://images.snapfish.com/338%3A%3A5%3A723232%7Ffp8%3Enu%3D3237%3E7%3C4%3E299%3EWSNRCG%3D3232556654%3A66nu0mrj

http://images.snapfish.com/338%3A%3A5%3A723232%7Ffp3%3B%3Dot%3E2328%3D8%3B5%3D38%3A%3DXROQDF%3E2323465745978ot1lsi

http://images.snapfish.com/338%3A%3A5%3A723232%7Ffp8%3Enu%3D3237%3E7%3C4%3E299%3EWSNRCG%3D3232556654%3A5%3Bnu0mrj

http://images.snapfish.com/338%3A%3A5%3A723232%7Ffp47%3Dot%3E2328%3D8%3B5%3D38%3A%3DXROQDF%3E23234593275%3B9ot1lsi
And something nice to look at the view from my backyard

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

35. *coughpicturewhorecough*

:hi:

Just kidding. You look good! :)

[ZoCrowes]

38. At least Ill post my pics

:P

And those pictures are terrible and you know it

[Maddy McCall]

42. You're a cutie :-)

Gorgeous blue eyes. :-)

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

37. OH hell no

I am *not* going through this again. *walks out of picture thread*

[alwynsw]

45. I'm brave enough

ME in my C.E.O. pub pic (don't ask for more, I hate having my pic taken)



My wife and kids



Thanks, Will!

[ironflange]

48. I used to look like this guy:

Now I look more like this guy:

[Cleita]

49. I finally got there.

I look like my mother.

[MercutioATC]

50. I look like this.....

http://www.scubaboard.com/member.php?s=&action=getinfo&userid=8424

[AndyTiedye]

55. Like This

[rppper]

52. here ya go........

[HEyHEY]

53. Here I be...

it's over a year old but it's what I have on disc.

[meow mix]

54. me too

spooky! heh
http://autocannibal.home.comcast.net/pix.html