ShortBus? DoloAmber? Anyone in NC? How was the drunken

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

fire? Are you too drunk to post? Or still dancing naked in the basking warmth and glow?

Inquiring minds HAVE to know.

Any phony cops there?

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

1. kick

kick

[short bus president]

2. turned out

to just be 3 of us - dolo amber, supernova and myself. To answer your question, yes, we were all very drunk. No phony cops, no noise complaints from the neighbors. dolo amber managed to burn her pants. And my stubborn pine stump is STILL not burned. I WILL destroy that fucker...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

3. Do I have to come down there and show you Tarheels

How a New Yorker burns a GD stump, boy?

Dammit, what's the matter with your gasoline?

Now go out there and try it again... liberally douse with petroleum products, stand back, toss a match and BURN BABY BURN!

How hard is that?

[short bus president]

5. The gas burned fine

it's just when it all burned away that the stump decided it no longer wanted to burn. Damn thing looks like scorched swiss cheese with all the holes I've drilled in it. Smelled like a refinery yesterday before I lit it, too. But no love from this obnoxious fuckin' pine stump. It WILL succumb to the fire. This is my promise.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

6. I think we need photographic evidence of this stump's demise

[dolo amber]

4. I SERIOUSLY

need to develop a healthy fear of the fire...

For some reason I seem to think it's ok to practically stand on top of it whilst trying to get a particularly uncooperative part of it to catch...:silly:

And I didn't so much BURN my pants as scorch them (damn synthetic fibers! :mad:) by doing just what I described above. :eyes:

Aside from that, I think a swell time was had by all. Supernova was charming as always. I'd like to see more Triangle folks at the next one... Stay tuned! :hi:

on edit: Trust me dude, there were EXCESSIVE amounts of petrochemicals on that stump. It ain't going nowhere. x(