What would you rather do instead of watching "Saving Private Lynch?"

[NYYFan]

Sunday, November 9, as we are well aware is the airing of the Jessica Lynch movie. I for one, can think of many more entertaining ways to spend 3 hours on Sunday- like dancing at my cousin's wedding in Florida.

What about you ?

[BigMcLargehuge]

1. I have no time or desire to watch governmment propaganda

at least not by my own choice. I'll be here, moderating the lounge, and no doubt locking and redirecting 500 near simultaneously appearing Jessica Lynch movie during the time that the film airs.

[Mattforclark]

3. Definitely the fork

n/t

[newyawker99]

15. Hi Mattforclark!!

Welcome to DU!! :toast:

[MissMillie]

4. me either

The sad news is that it will probably pre-empt some pretty good TV. Law & Order Criminal Intent is one that should not be messed with.

[mantis49]

29. I second that......

I'll watch something I have taped

[Dogmudgeon]

2. Still waiting

I'm waiting for Playboy to do a feature on her: Shtupping Private Lynch.

--bkl

[arwalden]

5. I'd Rather Squeeze-n-Pop Ass-Zits On A Homeless Unbathed Wino

... who has lice.

How's that for your daily moment of "EWWWWWWWW"?

-- Allen

[WoodrowFan]

7. pretty good

makes the 'ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww' hall of fame I'd say,.

[kmla]

10. So.... Then......

Are you gonna watch? Hmmmm? I wasn't quite sure from your response whether you were gonna tune in....

[GOPisEvil]

6. Root canal is looking pretty good!

:eyes:

[alwynsw]

23. You beat me to my line!

So I'll have to opt for testicular reduction with a chainsaw.

[ZenLefty]

8. I'm sure there's a hockey game on.

n/t

[VelmaD]

9. I'd rather stick bamboo shoots...

under my fingernails and toenails. I imagine I'll just put my fingers in my ears and scream "Mary Had a Little Lamb" at the top of my lungs til it's over. That or hang out on DU. ;-)

[bif]

11. Rather pour molecular acid on my stomach

than watch it.

[hussar]

12. Watch paint dry

far more entertaining!

[joeybee12]

13. I'd rather slash my wrists than watch that dribble

[Nailzberg]

14. I'll watch it and pick out inaccuracies while hanging on DU

Really a vote, but DU won't let me vote twice. I should be allowed two votes, I do live in Cook County you know.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

16. I was telling my freeper family members about the mysterious deaths...

And they were like huh? I hadn't heard that. Are you sure? ARe you sure it's not just coincidence? Oh, I bet it was the people who KIDNAPPED HER getting rid of them out of revenge. OH MY GOD! THE HUMANITY...The uneducation of the freepers is sickening.
Duckie

[Drifter]

17. Since you don't have ...

"Ripping off my fingernails with pliers", I will have to settle for poking my eyes out with a fork.

Cheers
Drifter

Shouldn't the Neo-Cons be in an uproar about the historical inacuracies of this tale (as they are with the Reagan miniseries). You wouldn't want the American people to get the wrong impression, and think that it is a true story.

[radwriter0555]

18. Wax.

that'd be it.

[Romulus]

19. watch THAT crap?

Hell no - that's why the XBOX is around.

[davsand]

20. Rectal surgery minus anasthesia!

Yep, that's right folks. I'd rather have some type of surgical proceedure done on my backside while fully sensate than to have to sit thru that crap...

Laura

[NYYFan]

21. You guys are great !! And more question . . .

Why the hell does it take 3 hours to tell "her story" ??!! :shrug:

[short bus president]

27. Yeah, no kidding

how long's it take to say "my handlers tell me I have amnesia and can't remember?"

[Mr. Brown of MD]

22. I'll be playing Dungeons and Dragons

Next Sunday, our group will be traveling into a mountain range to find some long-lost temple to an evil god known only as the Overlord, so we can stop some dark elves from finding a long-lost artifact that they could use to invade the whole surface of the world.

I can't wait.

-CollegeDude
Also, novel writing

[supernova]

24. Either DU or reading a book

or, even better -- Watching one of my very own copies of a Johnny Depp movie! Now, that's great scenery!

[FloridaJudy]

25. Masturbation

Through the Nation
Is our aim in every station

Roses always make me think of you...:9

[short bus president]

26. run my genitals through a burr grinder n/t

[Faygo Kid]

28. Barbara Bush braless

And I know that wouldn't be a pretty sight. This will be garbage, garbage and more garbage. More "Mission Accomplished" crap? Not for me.

[CanuckAmok]

30. Start with a sheet of steel, about 3' x 6'

bend it into a cylinder, then form it into a cone. Weld the seam, then sharpen the 'point' to a nealy molecular level of sharpnes. Basically what I'll have at this point is what looks like a three foot tall steel dunce cap, with a base about 3' wide.

I'm going to place it on the walkway at the side of my house, beneath the highest roof point I can find. When the movie starts, I'm going to go up to the roof, and jump off, hopefully impaling myself on the steel cone.

I'm interested to see how far it'll go into me.