The Gagging on an toad of all CAPTIONS!!!!

[skip fox]

" . . . and that brings me to my last brilliant idea: we privative the presidency! . . . Like, everywhere he goes we can have product placement and stuff . . . . And I always did feel more at ease in the private sector, so hey, . . . it's win-win, the way I see it!"

[Richardo]

1. So is everyone enjoying the crotch-level photos and phallic imagery?

If so, let Karl know!

Karl Rove
The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500

Comments: 202-456-1111

[YellowRubberDuckie]

6. They're trying to make us think that Shrub has a big dick?

Well, if he'd go fight himself, instead of sending the young men of our nation to fight, maybe he'd get some respect...but right now, I think he has balls the size of marbles and a dick no bigger than a fruit fly.
Duckie

[XNASA]

2. w* sez: "You know, Laura says that I couldn't get it up with a crane.....

...Well, I don't know what "it" means, but I'm sure I could get it up with one of these babies."

[SlavesandBulldozers]

3. how about

"now if we can just get this damn thing to shoot missiles and pump oil it would be the shit".

[cosmicdot]

4. I like it.

was thinking along similar line

[cosmicdot]

5. W is saying: we're not leaving here until we find out who dropped

the ball on getting the flag only that high ... who is it that can't follow instructions provided ... you might as well give yourself in to save us all a lot of time and trouble ...

[regularguy]

7. W defends the no-bid contract given to Crane Works

to defend the administration from Bill Clinton's penis. Apparently today's Willie alert is red-hot: TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

[soupkitchen]

8. Notice the sign doesn't say cranium works

[skip fox]

10. like the way your mind works!

:toast:

[cosmicdot]

9. W is saying: so, I mean, really, what are the chances to off-shore

your jobs? we've got Halliburton and Bechtel to do most of that work ... someone always needs something lifted or moved ... it's scientific fact of logic and history and stuff ... pyramids in Las Vegas ... and Stoned Hinges ... need I say more? ... does anyone else think it's funny that a crane business is owned by the Up-ton brothers? I believe it was a Te-Rex crane that pulled down Saddam in Iraq (wild cheers and massive flag waving by all 10 employees) ...

[skip fox]

11. Now as day DU'ers issue soft goodbyes,

turn off their screens, setting mouses by,
and moon replaces sun in eastern sky,
so evening DU'ers wake to take their places,
riding the muse through ecstatic paces
to embellish night with sweet captioned graces.

:kick:

[Deja Q]

12. No double-entendres, I presume?

:evilgrin:

Can't add anything novel or original, it's already been said by others! :-)