THUNDER HANDS
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Mon Nov-03-03 01:52 PM
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Computer Idiots, I Have A Question |
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You know the little slot in the front of the computer, the one too small for pop tarts, but just large enough for your credit card - what's supposed to go in there?
Oh, also...
My computer says I have a virus, but I feel fine personally. How exactly do these machines know when someone is ill? Are there sensors built into the keyboard or is the machine just really really smart?
Any help would be appreciated.
Thanks
:hi:
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SlavesandBulldozers
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Mon Nov-03-03 01:55 PM
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is for your driver's licence in case you ever need to show identification when making a purchase online.
if your computer says it has a virus, soak it in the bathtub with some Dawn Detergent (just a drop or two will do). Some people scrub the motherboard down but this can damage the machine, just let it soak a little bit. This kills the viruses.
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Mon Nov-03-03 01:57 PM
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That you turn it on while it is wet. The pretty sparks generate Ozone, and ozone is well known for it's antiseptic properties.
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Yavin4
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:09 PM
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3. Your Computer Has A Virus? |
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Didn't you tell it to use protection when having with other computers?
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Brucey
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:11 PM
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4. What do you mean by "computer?" |
qb
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:12 PM
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5. The cupholder on my computer broke. |
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Why don't they make computers with sturdier cup holders?
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TXlib
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:18 PM
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6. The slot's for cheese. |
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You know, the Kraft individually-wrapped singles.
Just unwrap one, pop it in the little slot, and in a few minutes you'll have a cheese sandwich.
Pop out the little cup-holder dohickey, and put your beer there while you're waiting...
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ParanoidPat
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:19 PM
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7. Virus? ALWAYS USE A COMPUTER CONDOM!!!! |
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....'cause ya can't put a rubber on a floppy! :evilgrin:
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LuLu550
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:20 PM
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8. I may be showing my age |
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but it may be for 8-track tapes. :hippie:
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:27 PM
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9. I just bought a new digital 8-track... |
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and a high-definition Sharpie marker.
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LTR
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:29 PM
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10. WOW! You have the Ultra-advanced version |
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With the SexSim application!
Jsut unzip your pants and... well, youcan figure out the rest!
Geeks need lovin' too!
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Cleita
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:36 PM
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11. I'm a computer idiot! |
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:hi: I don't know. :bounce:
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Ellen Forradalom
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Mon Nov-03-03 02:37 PM
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12. a) That's where you get your cash when you bank online. |
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Edited on Mon Nov-03-03 02:38 PM by forradalom
b) Your former lovers reported you to the Health Dept.
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