Men, Have You Named Your Penis? Women Have You Named Your Breasts?

[THUNDER HANDS]

If so, I'm wondering what exactly our extended DU family is named....

:)

Just for the record, I've never named mine, but if I had to give it a name I'd go with what my girlfriends have usually referred to it as:

"That's it?"

First name: That's
Second name: It

:)

You?

[radwriter0555]

1. Why?

Will they come when I call?

[JVS]

2. Excalibur!

[Deja Q]

30. Wanna fence? Mine's a sword too!

:evilgrin:

[bif]

3. "The Inch of Death"

Also "Mr. Happy"

[radwriter0555]

17. oh GAWD I'm still laughing! That totally nailed my funny bone...

I'm doing one of those red in the face giggling laughs over this one.

[brainshrub]

22. Hahahahahahahaha! LOL

[Bertha Venation]

4. Doesn't this belong in the "what is humor?" thread?

;)

No, I'm not into naming parts. But in thinking about my breasts, I'm reminded of a very old Roseanne Barr joke -- so old she told it when she was still Roseanne Barr.

One of her daughters comes into the room while she's dressing, and says, "Gee, Mom, when I grow up I hope my breasts grow nice and long like yours!"

[gratuitous]

5. Well, I was calling it the Magic Rat for a while

But it just laid there and didn't do anything. :evilgrin:

[THUNDER HANDS]

6. ouch

x(

[VelmaD]

7. Nope, but...

a fellow DUer who shall remain nameless once referred to them as "The Two Towers". :-)

[ForrestGump]

15. I did, it's true

:D

And we won't go into the whole Sears Tower thing...I hate to toot my own horn. :o

[VelmaD]

16. If you can...

toot your own horn...I'm really impressed. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

18. Ow!

Just threw my neck out, darn it.

So close, too....

[VelmaD]

19. Someone get some IcyHot...

Poor hurt baby. Darn shame though...I love men that are bendy. ;-)

[ForrestGump]

24. Call me Gumby

Or Gumpy, for that matter. :D

[PurpHaze69]

8. The "Tuna Can"

because it may not be all that long, (Ave. 5'') but it's as thick as a tuna can. After all, girth is what matters.

[Screaming Lord Byron]

9. David Bowie named his the "lance of love"

and there was a mad old Scottish Tory who named his the sabre of paradise.

[KG]

10. one-eyed python of love!

also known as 'omigod'!

:)

[ablbodyed]

11. Mr. Mailman cuz....

there are so many boxes.

[Hubert Flottz]

12. Andy-

Conda! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~<

[JohnKleeb]

13. No but hes a friend

lol

[Leftist78]

14. George

cause I love him and pet him so often :evilgrin:

[ForrestGump]

20. My baloney has a first name, it's

...I'm not telling, but it's not Oscar.

[CO Liberal]

21. "Mister Happy"

From an old Robin Williams HBO special.

[DoNotRefill]

23. "dual airbags"

that's how a female friend of mine refers to her bosom...and it's a GLORIOUS bosom...

[4323Lopez]

25. strange topic...

Boobs: Twins
Penis: Shlong

[judge_smales]

26. You've got both?

Inbteresting.

[4323Lopez]

28. of course not!

I just have access to both, I'm the one with the "twins" :)

[mitchum]

27. I call mine "JFK, Jr"

a lot cooler than Lil Elvis

[Iverson]

29. I'm considering "Magic Rat."

Nawwwwwwww.
;-)

[Rashind]

31. Herbie the Happy Penis

A friend of mine named him in high school. Sadly, she never met him. I'm instawhipped.

[SOteric]

32. Tom and Harry.

[ornotna]

33. Big Ed and the twins

:)

[KG]

38. a-ha!

a listener to Ron & Ron back in the '90s eh?

let the puppies breathe, let the puppies breathe! :)

[ornotna]

41. Damn!

you found me out. :)
It was funny shit back then, not sure if I would listen to it today though.

[Lady Freedom]

34. Does Back Pain count as a name???

You guys(males) carry around 30 pounds(15 each) on your chest and see what the name would be for them!:(

[Swede]

35. The purple veined custard chucker.

I read that somewhere.

[Stone Cold]

36. Russell, The One-Eyed Wonder Muscle

;)

[jus_the_facts]

37. No but the funniest I ever heard...PURPLE HELMETED LOVE WARRIOR...

:evilgrin:

[Xithras]

39. My wife calls it my "little buddy"

Haven't figured out whether that's a good thing or a bad thing.

[Kamika]

40. yes i named them sisko and kirk

Whenever a guy touches kirk first i go.. haha loser you touched kirk when everyone knows siskos the man.. get lost loser and i snap my fingers 4 times then just show him the hand.. talk to the hand ok

[ornotna]

43. So....

Which one is Sisko? :P

[Kamika]

44. I aint telling

50% chance

[RuB]

42. What about Bob. eom

[seventhson]

45. CAJUNGA!!!

That is a SW Louisiana slang for the Big Fellah (where I used to spend some time with a Creole Belle)

But my 14 year old daughter cracks up and I cringe whenever one reiterates Austin Powers talking about eggs in a hanky...



I wish I knew what language that was -- could be African, Native, Caribbean, French or Spanish --- or maybe Texano.


But if it fits - WEAR IT PROUDLY.


OOOOHHHH Looka that CAJUNGA!!!!