STUPIDEST lines fellas have used to get laid:

[radwriter0555]

"I love you..."

Kevin Gianannoni (sp), from upstate NY. He'd broken up with his girl friend for the summer and was chasing me around, FINALLY, after I'd had a crush on him for YEARS. We were at the drive-in, I wasn't putting out, but we were making out. Then he spits out

"I love you..." apparently thinking if I thought he cared for me, I'd put out.

He didn't get none. Another one of those "you've got to be kidding" moments.

He married her. He's fat, balding, still lives on the dairy farm. Dang he was hot when I was 17 and time sure does change that!

Then there was the fella (another one) I was making out with, and he was hoping I'd (again) put out and I was making excuses. The most important excuse was that we had no protection.

He then ducks his head, looking all sheepish and looks up at me with those beautiful, big baby blues and says

"I'm sterile..."

He didn't get none either.

[BiggJawn]

1. If they get laid, then they weren't all that "stupid" were they?

In your case, that'd be more like "stupid lines guys use to TRY and get laid..."

[radwriter0555]

4. LOL YES, to TRY to get laid, bless their hearts...

Mens.

Gotta love em.

[ablbodyed]

19. My kitties call them....

mens too. As in how come mens are sooo gross? I guess they mean me.
Dear little darlings: Ariel, Bucephalus, Caledonia, Phoenecia, and the fabulous ANTIOCH.

[SpiralHawk]

2. "oh, oh -- I feel a Major case of Blue Balls coming on."

"I'm going to need some immediate help. I mean, you're not going to leave me like this, are you?"

LOL. Among the oldest of the old lines.

[omshanti]

5. wanna see my stamp collection?

No kidding - he actually DID have a stamp collection and I actually DID go see it. He didn't get any, though.

[ablbodyed]

20. I know stamp collectors and....

most haven't had blue balls for years.

[radwriter0555]

23. Those damn PHILATELISTS get ALL the hot chicks!

Geesh.

[omshanti]

25. Well I have to admit,

those rare stamps from countries that don't exist any more were quite a turn-on...

[ablbodyed]

3. STRAIGHT MEN....

when they're young and dumb and full of cum they can be kind of fun. When they're old and dumb (but 'think' they're not) and full of shit, then they're worthless. And this from a gay man, whose been with more that a few.

[Cleita]

6. Gee I paid for the date. Don't I deserve some loving?

Ladies, return your half of the money that he paid for the date and kindly inform this "gentleman" that you are not a whore. Because of his boorish behavior, you won't be inviting him to that concert (insert favorite group) that you got free front row tickets to.

[Demobrat]

12. The classic in that area for me was

"What do you mean I can't come in? I just paid $30 for dinner." Yeah, that'll work.

[Demobrat]

7. In the sixties

I used to get "Don't you believe in free love?" a lot. Like I was supposed to sleep with them to prove my hippie credentials.

[Skittles]

8. you'd "PUT OUT" ?

what kind of outdated shit is THAT ?

[radwriter0555]

26. Honey it was the 70's. It was a long long time ago... and still referred

to as 'putting out.'

Long, long time ago, I can still remember, how the music used to make me smile....

[demsrule4life]

9. In my single life

I did'nt need a line, if I thought a girl might have a thing for me I would ignore her. I think that worked better than any stupid line.

[PurpHaze69]

10. I'm 34 and I have gotten past all the

bullshit lines. Now I just look at here and say, "Do you wanna have sex, or what?" It's direct, to the point, and usually works.

[Cleita]

15. Gee, I used to do that to guys to get rid of them.

Most of the men of my generation would look at me in shock and then make an excuse for a graceful exit. The few who accepted made me make an excuse for a graceful exit.

[Vespasian]

11. "Nice boots. Let's screw."

I thought women liked guys who were straightforward.

:shrug:

[jody]

13. "I do."

:hi:

[PurpHaze69]

14. "My name is John.

Remember that name, because you'll be screaming it later tonight."

"Hey baby, you got more legs than a bucket of chicken."

[LeighAnn]

16. One guy bragged about being related to

Vlad the Impaler. You could tell he considered that to be his big "plus".

Several fellows have cried (or at least acted like they were crying) hoping I would melt when confronted with their "sensitive side", but I'm not real big on that sort of thing.

One guy acted like he drank Dr. Pepper regularly, when in fact he was a Coke drinker and only pretended to be a Pepper when I was around. That tactic worked, if I remember correctly.
(c:

[JVS]

17. "Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd sure like to tap that ass!"

[KeepItReal]

18. If you have to use a line to get some...

What the hell were you doing right up to that point?

Maybe I've been lucky (or blessed), but I've never had to lie or B.S. a woman to get some lovin. It's been consensual and spontaneous.

If the time and place and mood is set, what else do you need? And if the lady decides to pass, a guy has to accept the fact that he will not be doing the forbidden dance that go around...

[corarose]

21. Can I try you on for size?

A guy I met from Australia used that one on me.

[corarose]

22. I'm a Model can you take pictures of me in the nude

A guy used that one on me last night.

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. I've never used a pick-up line to get laid

Or ANY line on a woman. Generally, the woman is making the first move on me because I'm terminally shy about touching women before I've got clearance.


:)

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

27. From the 70's

True story.

I asked (jokingly) to a girl i had never met before, "How'd you like to come up tp my apartment to look at some etchings? They're on my sheets"

She said "Sure!"

She wasn't all that bright. I had to explain that it was a corny pick-up line and she still wanted to be entertained.

Maybe it was me who wasn't that bright.