How slowly should Matcom die?

[DrWeird]

For starting one of those God awful threads?

(and for messing with my woman)

[matcom]

1. your woman?? YOUR WOMAN???

I HAD HER FIRST DAMMIT!!! :P

:bounce:

Oh, in answer to your question....... S.L.O.W.L.Y.

[Lady Freedom]

11. Woman? What Woman???????

Tell! Tell! Who! Who!

[Lady Freedom]

19. WHICH WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:grr: AHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAHA!
I WANT TO KNOW! :nuke: O8) please? O8)

[AquariDem]

20. Catwoman n/t

[Lady Freedom]

21. Really?!?! n/t

[JVS]

2. It should take 90 years

long live Matcom

[TrogL]

3. I was just reading a book about Templars

and all the horrible methods used to torture and kill them.

How about something involving fishhooks?

[slackmaster]

4. 100,000 paper cuts

Really tiny ones made by cigarette papers.

[Vespasian]

5. Regardless of what you do before he dies,

he should be drawn and quartered.

PS: I call dibs on the head. :D

[Elidor]

6. I'll take the ribs

And Matcom would no doubt be gratified to know I'd marinate them for 2 days and cook'em up right on that funky grill of his at the next DU gathering.

Whaddaya want with the head? Head cheese?

[Vespasian]

12. I'd have it mounted, of course.

Well... on second thought, I'm not so sure I'd want to see his lifeless eyes staring at me all the time.

Creepy! :scared:

[AquariDem]

18. Can I have the little curly tail?

:evilgrin: Sorry Matcom.

[WindRavenX]

7. Being frisked to death...

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[Catshrink]

14. by a phoney cop?

[Cleita]

8. I think he should go to Hell, or at least get a date with her.

:evilgrin:

[LynneSin]

9. Can I torture him - Please??? Pretty Please???

[populistmom]

10. Don't kill Matcom

Maybe I haven't been around long enough, but I think he's a sweetie and no more strange or perverted than anyone else out of this bunch!

[WindRavenX]

13. You ain't seen nothing yet PM!!!

Trust me...being here for 2 years...I've seen some crazy ass shit involving MATCOM...:D

[Ellen Forradalom]

15. He taught my three-year-old to moon

with his infernal asses. For that alone, he should die slowly and painfully.

[Catshrink]

16. This sounds like a good story. Would you like to share?

[Darranar]

17. Sorry, I'm against the death penalty...

though I'm tempted to make an exception in this case...

[xJlM]

22. Take about three days

After three days of torture, with no food or water, he ought to be history.

Actually, I don't even know the guy, or why he should merit such punishment. If he's not a repug or a cable tv guy, just punch him in the arm and let him live.