If The Next Debate Were a Texas Cage Match....

[rucky]

Who would win? This is WWF-style - no holds barred - last man standing. No brains needed...just pure brawn (or Braun, depending on who you pick).

"Kerr Bear" Kerry's got the height.
"Da General" Clark's probably got the skills.
"Ho-Ho" Dean would bite yer kneecaps off
But ya never know..."The Rev" Sharpton has God on his side & "Denny K" is pretty scrappy himself.

[xJlM]

1. I'd pay to see that!

Especially if I got to specify the combatants.

[Stone Cold]

2. forget that....

....I'd rather see Dubya vs Bin Laden vs Saddam in a triple threat, no holds barred, hell in the cell match. ;) :)

[Vespasian]

3. I think it would come down to Clark and Kerry.

At which point it would (in my twisted mind, at least) become an all-out kung-fu battle. And may the most skilled martial artist win!

Kerry: Your Dragon style is strong, Clark-san, but it is no match for my Tiger style!
Clark: You are a formidable foe, Kerry-san, but surely you will die by my hand!

[ProudGerman]

5. Only if they use psuedo bad dubbing

We might alienate a few voters, but damn that would be entertaining.

Maybe you should email your suggestion.

[kixot]

4. My candidate can beat up your candidate.

[WindRavenX]

6. LMFAO

Ah but see, we don't want any of them to get hurt...what if they all die in battle? THEN who's gonna beat Bush? :think:
BTW, even though I'm a Kerry fan, my money is on Dean. Sometimes tells me it would NOT be a good idea to fight that mofo...

[Vespasian]

8. Silly - if they die, they're not fit to represent us anyway!

Why'd we ever stop settling disputes with duels to the death? Compared to debates, those were so much more... decisive. :D

[WindRavenX]

Then throw in Bush into the match!

I'm quite confident he wouldn't last a minute }(

[Vespasian]

12. That goes without saying!

But there's always a chance that he'd commit seppuku beforehand to avoid dishonoring his party.

Oh boy, there I go again with my kung-fu politics theme. :crazy:

[WindRavenX]

14. Um...

Bush is too cowardly to commit seppuku. Let's not taint that act with Bush...:puke:

[WindRavenX]

9. dupe reply n/t

[stimbox]

7. Clark would win.

He seems like a bad-ass. Kind of reminds me of the D.I. in Full Metal Jacket.

[blm]

13. Kerry and Clark have had training that none of the others

could dream of.

[Cat Atomic]

10. Dean has the anatomical knowledge. He'd target something

with a Latin name. Those things are always really sensitive.

[Gman]

11. Al Sharpton

hands down.