How fast has someone tried to seduce you?

[Lady Freedom]

:30 after meeting?
1 hour, ect.?

This is the thread to tell!

[toddzilla]

1. good lord woman!!

get the hell off the computer and go find yourself a man!!!

[Lady Freedom]

12. What did I say??

It was just a question??O8)

[La_Serpiente]

2. 1 hour.

Gosh girl, are you horny tonight or something?

[TheZoo]

3. I've heard of that seduce-thing

I've read about it, just don't have any experience :-(

[Lady Freedom]

14. Poor baby!

Something needs done about that!

[TheZoo]

46. <sigh>

No volunteers, I'm getting used to being alone :-(

[slinkerwink]

4. actually.....

I believe it was three hours after I first met my ex-girlfriend. We'd taken a walk from town back to my college room. She stood there, took off her scarf, walked closer to me and whispered, "You can kiss me now if you want."

My heart pounded so loudly when I kissed her----it was one of the hottest kisses ever, and fifteen minutes after that, I found myself in bed with her on top.

*nostalgic sigh*

[quinnox]

5. whoa

What a thread! I can feel the steam coming off it!

[Stone Cold]

6. Lady....

....I have much "tension" to get rid of and you have a lot of "tension" to get rid of......you still wanna meet me in my room? :evilgrin:

[Lady Freedom]

9. How many Miles are between...

Minnesota and Missouri????hehe!

[Stone Cold]

13. uh....

....about a 15 hour drive???

[david_vincent]

7. I've got an idea!

Why don't you bed all of the Democratic candidates for nomination and then report back here on how they "rate"?

[Catch22Dem]

8. Christ Almighty

Like every time I step foot out the front door. The women are like a pack of wolves. :evilgrin:

[liberalmuse]

10. Several minutes...

many years ago, a guy came up to me when I was in a computer lab and started kissing me. I was a bit freaked out. I don't know if that would fall under 'seduction' or 'assault', though.

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

11. Well, I intended it to be seduction, but I was so taken with

your beauty, I could not speak. Sorry I never introduced myself, but it was a great night.

[Don_G]

15. 8 Long Island Teas

And when I woke up the next morning, I discovered she was not only married and opinionated but a "Box" of rocks was far more attractive.

Eeewwwhhhheeeeeeewwww!!!!!!

[Lady Freedom]

17. Poor Sugar!!

:(

[YellowRubberDuckie]

33. I guess it gives new meaning to "Coyote Ugly"

Duckie

[Hand]

16. Half an hour once...

<Sigh> To be thirty again--NOT!

:hippie: :hippie: :hippie: :hippie:

[populistmom]

18. A few minutes I suppose

In my younger days, I'd get hit on fairly quickly because I'm reasonably cute and a fairly nice person (well just not a self-centered b*tch who responds to males for shallow reasons), but it really didn't work beyond a little kissing. I have to get to know someone a little more first.

[BigMcLargehuge]

19. sadly, never

I am doomed to walk the Earth as the one who tries to seduce.

Good thing I'm married and can put that behind me.

[NightTrain]

20. One Saturday night last year...

...I was at a barroom catching one of my favorite local bands, when this woman approached me during the break.

I had seen her at a few shows over the last couple of years. In fact, a mutual friend even introduced us once, but it never went beyond, "Hi, nice to seet you."

So imagine my surprise when this woman (whose name I can't recall for anything!) comes up to me as I'm walking back to my table and strikes up a conversation with me. We made small talk for a couple of minutes, but I thought nothing of it...until I sat down at my table, only to find that the woman had followed me there and was taking the seat opposite mine!

Long story short, I really wasn't interested in this woman, as a one-night stand or as anything else, so I was quite relieved when my buddy Dave came over to the table and the woman asked about the pendant he was wearing. As she and Dave got into a discussion about Irish paganism (Dave is of Irish descent, you see), I excused myself and made a beeline for the men's room. On my way out, I saw the band's keyboard player, with whom I struck up a conversation so as to delay returning to my table.

By the time I got back, the woman was gone. I haven't seen her since, and I'm glad.

[Rabrrrrrr]

21. Ah, seduction, that most beautiful and esteem building of activities

that humans can enter into. The frolicking, the frivolity, of experiencing someone new. The flirting, the jubilance, the ecstasy of the moment when two hearts and minds begin to wrap themselves around each other and form a union. The ultimate game of deeply entering into one's more primal, instinctual self, communing with the part of us that remains as a collective memory from the first proto-humans of millennia ago, as dive into those primordial waters and connect with our baser, freer, and more animalistic selves.

Sadly, a game I never got to play.

[Lady Freedom]

22. Never to late to start!

[Hong Kong Cavalier]

23. Ten minutes.

After I walked into the bar, she started on me ten minutes later and wouldn't stop until I left. I didn't follow through for some stupid reason.
Until the next weekend.
:evilgrin:

[leftist_rebel1569]

24. Seduce....me? HAHAHA!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah, right.

[Stone Cold]

25. well....

....does my left hand count? It seduces me many times a week in 2.3 seconds flat!

[Lady Freedom]

26. I could do better than that!

hehe!

[Stone Cold]

27. Prove it

[Lady Freedom]

28. Sorry! 15 hours remember??

[Stone Cold]

29. dang nabit!

[Lydia Leftcoast]

30. A clumsy failed attempt

During graduate school, I sang in a summer chorus and started hanging around hopefully with the handsome grad student who was earning his summer keep by conducting. He, alas, turned out to have an out-of-town honey, but that's another story. Anyway, I met a lot of people who were involved in music at the university.

One day, we went to the graduate student center's bar, and along come a group of guys from the music department. One of them, whom I shall refer to as clueless, sits down close to me. (You have to realize that he had greasy hair and smelled slightly unwashed.) He starts interrogating me, finds out that I'm studying Japanese, and tells me that he really digs Asian women (??--I'm not Asian), and invites me to come home with him to cook a Japanese dinner.

I told him coldly that I didn't cook Japanese food (mostly true) since I ate out the whole time I was there (mostly true--the tiny neighborhood restaurants were about the same price as buying groceries.)

Undaunted, he tried similar tactics on friends of mine later. Within ten minutes of meeting my Thai ex-roommate, he invited her to come over to his place and give him a massage. When he met my then-current roommate, he heard her mention sewing, and he told her he needed her to sew him some curtains.

Can anyone figure out why he had bad luck? He was convinced that it was because he wasn't conventionally handsome. Well, he wasn't, but the unwashed odor and the imperious attitude sure didn't help.

[Deja Q]

31. Nobody's seduced me

They just ask if I want to do it and off I go... Eh, not that type of going off, I usually just leave.

Of course, I'm more likely to intimidate people than turn them on to seduce me... oh well, nobody's perfect... :-)



Do I look seduce-able? :evilgrin:

[arwalden]

36. You're just adorable... very much the kind of man I like...

And you're a LIBERAL too! What more could I ask for. Now... If I were single... and ten years younger... look out!

-- Allen

[YellowRubberDuckie]

37. You look like Steve Zahn!!

IF you're wondering who that is, he played Pheobe's iceskating ex husband on Friends, George on You've Got Mail, he was also in NAtional Security...You're a cutie.
Duckie

[arwalden]

38. Get Out Of Here. Go AWAY. -- I SAW HIM FIRST!

I started flirting first. --- No fair!

--- Allen

[YellowRubberDuckie]

39. LOL...It's ok...I'm already taken...Toad is yours, Allen

[arwalden]

40. Me Too... Nine Years Worth...

... but I still flirt. I see you do too.

How long have you and yours been together?

-- Allen

[YellowRubberDuckie]

58. Four Years around Thanksgiving.

And we're still going strong. We should be getting married in the Spring of 05.
Duckie

[4323Lopez]

50. yes

Too bad your gay, girls would love you. Plus, that painting in the back is BAD, get some good art, please!

[YellowRubberDuckie]

32. Five Minutes...

I agreed to a blind date...BIG MISTAKE...He was this short, skinny, dorky guy. And we went to see the first American Pie movie...this was a looooooooooong time ago. Anyway, I was sitting up in my seat, leaned forward, and he started rubbing my back...DURING THE PREVIEWS. Then he tried to hold my hand. I faked a page, and left. God, I was so freaked out. And then he called me after that and told me I shouldn't have led him on...and then I told him I wasn't attracted to him, and he went on and on about how horrible I was because I wasn't even taking the time to get to know him...I was just judging him by his exterior...I'm sorry...but if I have to look at someone for the next 50 years, I better damn well like the way he looks.
Duckie

[RetroLounge]

34. Been Married 7 years

still waiting...

:spank:

[TrogL]

35. At the door?

when I first met her. It was instant lust on both sides.

[foo_bar]

41. 30 seconds

(scene: Port Authority bus terminal, last week)

Her: Can I borrow a cigarette?
Me: Sure.
Her: ...
Me: ...
Her: Want to go to my place?

On second thought, maybe she was a hooker.

[DoNotRefill]

42. 30 seconds....

I said "Yes, Please!"

[Dancing_Dave]

43. Instantaneously...

A girl who lives in my building had seen me quite a few times getting the mail and and the like, but we never happened to say anything to each other. When she got to asking me for a cigarette her intentions were instantaneously clear.

Not that I'm generally comfortable responding that fast!

As a musician I believe in love and peace, but it's usually a matter of undercurrents. As a promoter, I'm fine with corresponding with so many gorgeous charming women musicians, even if they're in Japan or Brazil and I'll probably never really meet them.

And when I get to playing dance music, I have to face the fact that some of my most dedicated fans are just WAY to young!
:)
Dancin' Dave

[TXlib]

44. 6 months before either of us knew the other existed.

Don't ask how it worked.

Something about a bottle of gin, a piece of string, and a copy of HG Wells' The Time Machine

[brainshrub]

45. 10 seconds

and by 30 seconds I had my pants off.

If you want the whole lurid story PM me.

BTW: This was brought up earlier today:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=358894&mesg_id=358940&page=

[Leftist78]

47. It's happened a couple of times

after playing a show. usually an hour or so after meeting. that's the great thing about being musically talented, you can be quite unattractive (like me) and still have people want you. I believe that's why ugly people join bands.

[NickB79]

48. 10 minutes

Met a girl at a bar, introduced through a mutual friend. 10 min later she has her arms around me showing me how to move my hips more seductively when dancing. 15 min later she's sitting on my lap. It was a fuuun night!

[Dogmudgeon]

49. Just about instantly

She walked into the party.

She was nineteen years old, a New Jersey womanchild with a bad attitude, an appetite for in-back-of-the-7-11 kicks, and a hankering for something that didn't wear a mullet.

She held her head high and proud as if to give the entire world the finger and swearing to turf its front lawn. Insouciant dusky blonde hair fell about her shoulders like so many cheap porn mags from the third drawer of her father's dresser. And her skin was as white as precious alabaster, the kind of precious alabaster that's used to make injection-molded birdbaths sold at K-Mart.

Our eyes met.

She came over, planted her hands on her shapely hips, thrust her chest out to brandish rebellious nipples aching for freedom under her Bon Jovi concert tee and said, "If you don't fuck me now, I'll kick your ass all the way back to Delran!"

I took the Marlboro Light dangling from her lips and drowned it in her beer. Then, masterfully, I pushed her down onto the couch and kneeled between her outstretched legs, denim hugging them like children in the welfare office waiting room, and lovingly whispered to her, "I'm going to nail you like something from Home Depot. But on my bed, not in front of all my friends and on Carl's couch."

Mind you, she was drunk off her ass and wired on crank, and I was so naïve that for a few minutes I actually thought it was my smo(u)ldering sexuality that lit the fire in her heart.

The sex was mediocre at best. She was an untamed jungle beast in public, but a dead biker chick of a headbanger in the boudoir. When I called her the next day, her brother answered the phone and said he was going to kill me because I "ruined" his baby sister.

And yet, I lived to tell this sordid tale of love in the Delaware Valley.

Alas!

--bkl
"Summertime in eighty-three ... the last time I took L-S-D ..."
(Amy Rigby ... like, you so rock, girl!)

[BiggJawn]

51. Took her for a Harley ride.....

20 minutes later she was ridin' BiggJawn...Just long enough to get to my place...Our friends at the party thought we'd wrecked....

[Lady Freedom]

54. A Harley ride can do that to a gal!

I think it's a vibration thing.

[BiggJawn]

55. Oh, HAIL Yes!

Had a steady girl who went riding with me all the time...Once on a ride back to Indy from Ohio, the truck drivers ALL got an eyefull...

Ah, youth, so fleeting, so under-appreciated while we have it...

Y'know? I really HATE getting old!

[bleedingheart]

52. US Army Officer back from the Original Desert Storm operation

he had been a friend of a friend. Bumped into him at a bar crisp new uniform, steely blue eyes, he talked fancy to me I leave the rest up to your imagination.... ;-)

I'd say it was about 15 minutes...we had to finish our drinks...

That was the past....now I am a married ole lady.

[Loonman]

53. 15 minutes

Oh, yeah!

[Sweet n Sassy]

56. Less than a second

And I allowed myself to be seduced. ;)

[mitchum]

57. Don't know how to calculate this...

FRIEND ...says she wants to sleep with you
ME Uh, that's cool, but I'm not gonna get with your girlfriend
FRIEND Man, she's not my girlfriend
ME Well hell, that's real cool

not my most chivalrous moment

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

59. I didn't even meet her yet at the time

I was minding my business at a party when a gorgeous woman walked up to me and started kissing me. She is now one of my best friends.

And yes we did it and NO we don't now.