I am disgusted by this advertisement

[NaMeaHou]

Lowe's just advertised a bunch of xmas tree type crap. On NOVEMBER 3rd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's sick.

Any recent ads that piss you off?

[Deja Q]

1. Several years ago, my Target store had the xmas stuff up in the month of..

...August.

No kidding.

Since then they've waited until the time was more appropriate. :-)

Of course, they've started capitalizing on all sorts of Halloween crap to make up for the time differential...

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

2. ummmm, All of them?

Every single one. Every fucking ad my children have to sit through, every one I hear accidentally, every one that sneaks through my efforts to tune them out.

Yep.

[dsc]

3. In a room of 20 students today

2 had put up Christmas trees over the weekend.

[BigMcLargehuge]

4. ask your doctor if (insert name here) is right for you...

users of (insert name here) may experience certain side effects including, but not limited to, headache, nausea, dizziness, itchy rash, spontaneous combustion, telekenesis, suicidal depression, prolonged constipation, corrosive diarrhea, explosive flattulence, gigantism, polydactylism, dry throat, canine distemper, psychotic episodes, drowsiness, nacrolepsy, anxiety attacks, club foot, simple chronic halitosis, dry rot, athletes foot fungus, carpenter ant infestations, lycanthropy, dutch elm disease, slurred speech, deafness, fatigue, rickets, projectile vomiting, opthorectalitis, anal cysts, loose teeth, itchy/watery eyes, runny nose, dehydration, agraphobia, arachnaphobia, paranoia, UFO abductions, Bigfoot sightings...

[NaMeaHou]

5. damn

I KNEW I shouldn't have used that generic Insert Name Here brand. Now look at me. No, don't. I'm hideous. And with leakage too.

[anti_shrub]

7. "Do Not Taunt Happy Fun Ball"

Once again real life imitates satire.

[Bertha Venation]

14. ROFL do not taunt happy fun ball ROFLMAO

That was my favorite SNL "commercial"

[OldSoldier]

8. The best side effects list...

is on AZT.

Side effects of AZT include all the symptoms of AIDS.

[angeleyes]

6. Big.......

You forgot all those sexual side effects!

[TXlib]

16. Like

testicular flamboyance and vulvar pyrotechnics?

[felonious thunk]

9. Why do you hate America?

Celebrating the birth of Christ by racking up credit card debt that you will never have the ability to repay is what true Patriots do. I applaud Lowe's for recognizing commerce as the reason for the season, and encouraging all of us to join in.

[HEyHEY]

10. A GMC one

About "paving the road to victory " in the second world war...the most disrespectful use of that war and insulting to those who died in it.

[YellowRubberDuckie]

12. This is just the state of our world today...

When not even the president respects those that died and were disabled in wars actually fought for OUR freedom and safety, then most of the general population isn't going to. He's just a wonderful example, isn't he?
Duckie

[WindRavenX]

23. Ohhh I saw that one

Linking D-Day to fucking Jeeps or some shit like that...
Why weren't vet groups going ape shit? It was disgusting and exploitative..

[everythingsxen]

11. Every commercial with the word "Hemi" in it (n/t)

[AlienGirl]

13. Hemi?

What's a Hemi? Where are they advertising Hemis? How much is a Hemi going for these days, anyway?

Tucker

[GOPisEvil]

20. Some Dodge trucks now come equipped with Hemi engines.

Or, those equipped with hemispherical combustion chambers. :-)

No clue how much they cost; if you have to ask...;-)

[wickerwoman]

15. Who does the PR for Old Navy?

Their firm needs to be stricken by plagues of sulphuric acid and the earth salted to remove all traces.

You'd think out of their last six ad campaigns there would be at least one that wouldn't make you want to pierce your eardrums and buy a sleeping mask to slip over during commercial breaks.

[TXlib]

17. At least they waited til after Halloween.

[VermontDem2004]

18. No

I know many people who are now finishing up their christmas shopping.

[ChoralScholar]

19. Outside a gas station:

"LITTLE DEBBIES!!! 4/$1.00"

haven't they always been 4 for a dollar?

[ProudGerman]

21. The snacks...yes

But these are actually little Debbies.

[mac56]

22. Wal-Mart had their Christmas stuff up on Labor Day weekend.

Good god.

[elfwitch]

24. new BMW ad

Saw this one last night. BMW driving down a road and all of the sudden four angels fly up and take a position by each tire. As various road hazards come up, they coordinate via headset how to take the harm upon themselves.

Pardon me but :puke: