mac56
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:40 AM
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Anybody know any "waiter, waiter" jokes? |
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The egg thread got me inspired.
I'll start:
"Waiter, waiter! Do you have poached eggs?" "No, sir, we buy them fair and square!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:42 AM
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1. "Waiter, waiter, this coffee tastes like mud!" |
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"Well, sir, it was ground this morning"
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:43 AM
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2. There's A Fly In My Coffee... |
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Shhh... Everyone will want one.
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:44 AM
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3. Waiter! Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? |
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"Looks like the backstroke."
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:44 AM
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What's This Fly Doing In My Soup? |
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:44 AM
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4. Waiter, Waiter - What's This Fly Doing In My Soup? |
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"Looks like the backstroke, sir...."
:-)
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:45 AM
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5. Great Minds Think Alike |
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Three DU-ers post the same joke simultaneously!!!
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:46 AM
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6. "Waiter, do you serve crabs?" |
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"Sir, we serve everyone."
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:46 AM
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7. Waiter,Waiter - Do You Serve Crabs Here? |
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"We serve everybody, sir - what do you want?"
:-)
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:48 AM
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8. Waiter, Waiter - There's a Mouse In My Soup! |
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"Shhhh - please be quiet sir, or everyone else will want one."
:-)
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mac56
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:55 AM
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9. "Waiter, waiter! Do you have frog's legs?" |
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"No, sir, I just walk funny!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:57 AM
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10. Waiter, waiter, I was here six months ago... |
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I had a sumptious three-course meal, and just because I didn't have a dime to my name, you threw me out in the street."
"I'm very sorry to have had to do that, sir."
"Oh, it's all right; I'm going to have to trouble you again."
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:58 AM
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11. From Coming to America |
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"A man goes into a restaurant, and he sits down, he's having a bowl of soup and he says to the waiter, waiter come taste the soup. Waiter says: Is something wrong with the soup? He says: Taste the soup. He says: Is there something wrong with the soup? Is the soup too hot? He says: Will you taste the soup? What's wrong, is the soup too cold? Will you just taste the soup?! Allright, I'll taste the soup - where's the spoon?? Aha. Aha! ... Whadaya know from funny, you bastards?"
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:58 AM
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12. W W Change the Chicken soup to Pea soup. |
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Waiter: HOLD THAT CHICKEN AND MAKE IT PEa.
After, mommy told me to eat every bean and pea on my plate.
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Tue Nov-04-03 10:59 AM
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13. "Waiter, waiter! This food isn't fit for a pig!" |
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"Wait right there, sir, and I'll bring you some that is!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 11:38 AM
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14. "Waiter, waiter there's a needle in my soup!" |
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"I'm sorry sir, that's a typo, it was supposed to be a noodle"
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Tue Nov-04-03 11:42 AM
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15. "Waiter, waiter! Your thumb is in my soup!" |
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"That's all right, sir, it's not hot!"
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