The Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure! Buy them for your next Voodoo party

[Robin Hood]

http://www.conservativebookservice.com/BookPage.asp?prod_cd=c6230&sour_cd=CBE017001

That's right Boyz and Girlzzz. X-mas is just around the corner, and who could let a Merry X-Mas slip away without one of these authentic genuine Amurican plastic Anne Coulter action figures. Anne is fun for both sexes because we can't figure out what sex she is, It made it real easy to label her anatomically correct.

Mom and Dad can please all members of the house by buying target practice Annie for Junior(She holds real still), and binge and purge Anne for your little princess(Purging liquid sold separately) . Even spot likes little repub Annie as his new chew and sex toy.

Supplies are limited(Murdoch and Scaife are buying them up), so hurry before supplies run out.

[efhmc]

1. That doll flatters her greatly.

[Robin Hood]

2. I'll say!! And look, No adams apple.

Who says that the media has a left wing bias?

[RapidCreek]

5. Yea! Where's that big bobbing adams apple?

Heck it's more prominant than her boobies.....and get's me just about as worked up!

I'm gonna wait and save up for the inflatable version with the amazing Suzy Suckulater mouth.

RC

[maine_raptor]

11. Hey it costs $$$$ to mould a plastic Adam's Apple and then make it move.

To keep up the profit matgin you'd either have to delete that feature or cut the pay of those 9 and 10 year old factory workers that make the damm thing. And what with the Marines so busy these days.........

[david_vincent]

3. OMG!!!

How to give your kid screaming nightmares for the rest of his life!!

[Robin Hood]

4. Forget saving for college,

Time to start putting away for the therapy bills.

[liberalmuse]

6. Does it flush?

One could make a really nasty short film using the Shrub, Ahnold and Coulter dolls. Ahnold could hold Coulter by her ankles in the john while the Shrub tries to hump his leg. Okay, I'm sick. Sorry.

On edit: from X to PG-13

[Robin Hood]

8. Let's play does it sink or float!!

Actually, I was thinking more of a three way short film. You know how much Ahnold likes to pump and cum.

[L.A.dweller]

7. "America's Real Action Heroes."

The only thing she does is spew stupidity and hate. How the hell is she a heroe?
"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?" - Coulter

Edit to say: Dumb biotchhhh

[Robin Hood]

9. More like

How does she think Oxycontin gets delivered to Rush in the parking lot.

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[Robin Hood]

13. Did you just Photoshop that?

If so, good work. Americas real action media whore.

[maine_raptor]

12. In all seriousness

Anybody know the actual size of this piece of clap-trap (the doll, not Annie Thrax herself).

I banged my scope against the side of my gun cabinet this afternoon and I'd like to get it resighted before deer season ends here in Maine.