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Vespasian Donating Member (113 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:44 PM
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Where is the smelliest place you've had sex?
Sorry, I just couldn't resist! :7
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:45 PM
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1. Jonesboro, Arkansas.
:-)
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7th_Sephiroth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:46 PM
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Clinton Arkansas
in a hotel
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:45 PM
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2. In the butt Bob
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Vespasian Donating Member (113 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:46 PM
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3. I knew that one was coming.
So true!
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:27 PM
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10. That's A FUNNY Response...
Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:27 PM by arwalden
Thanks meegbear!

-- Allen
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bamademo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 03:50 PM
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4. In a barn in August
...a horse barn. But not with the horses. :evilgrin:
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ronnykmarshall Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:12 PM
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5. A locker room
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Rashind Donating Member (221 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:19 PM
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6. Dorm shower.
No, I'm not at Yale.
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SpiralHawk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:20 PM
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7. On a 2nd story balcony, with a Magnolia tree in full bloom
hanging over and around us.

It was Mag-Nifient ! So sensual and sweet.

We had just met in Virginia Beach, and I was just about to take off and head on up to the North Woods -- but she insisted we not waste the opportunity to share each others good graces. Hooo Haw ! Good Golly, Ms. Molly !!!
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MnFats Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:21 PM
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8. don't know if this counts...
Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:22 PM by MnFats
...my last year of college i had a tiny attic apartment, and a fine cat. she was ssmart enough, when she needed to relieve herself, to climb out the window, go down the fire escape, dump in the neighbor's garden and come back up. So for all summer and fall i didn't need a cat box, and just left the window open for her.
i neglected to get a cat box as fall turned into winter and this was disastrous. I admit i was a bad pet-owner.
So one night, my g/f and i are heavily involved in passion, and i did not see kitty pacing by the window leading to the fire escape. Suddenly at a moment of, well, passion, there was this horrible farting noise from across the room and instantly my little studio apartment was filled with this horrendous stench that instantly made futher passion impossible, if you catch my drift.
Poor kitty had dropped a huge mound of shit on the middle of the carpet. She was looking at me with her eyes wide opened as if to say "I'm sorry! Really! I Couldn't help it!"
I dove to open one window and my g/f opened another one. I got the paper towels, carpet cleaner and lysol and went to work. Shortly, with a strong breeze, things returned to normal.....and eventually we were able to laugh about it. i knew it was my fault for not seeing to my cat's needs, but I always held a litle grudge toward her for wrecking my evening of passion.
so there.
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TrogL Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:25 PM
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9. Chippawa Ontario Canada
downwind of a plant that manufactured abrasives. Lots of sulphur dioxide (rotten eggs smell) in the air.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:28 PM
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11. College Basketball Team's Locker Room
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LuLu550 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 04:51 PM
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12. My
armpit????
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kyrasdad Donating Member (551 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-04-03 05:12 PM
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13. Washington, DC
at the DC Eagle
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Throckmorton Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 06:45 AM
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14. Naugatuck Connecticut, on Rubber Avenue.
I kissed him where it smells.
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