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Tue Nov-04-03 04:02 PM
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What is your Battle Cry? (funny site) |
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I don't know if this is new, or just new to me, but this site is more fun than a barrel of monkeys. FWIW, mine is: Striding on the steppes, wielding a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Robb! And he gives a mighty howl: "I'm going to reduce you to ash, and sell you as spice!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:03 PM
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1. *she says in a gutteral grunt* |
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Who is that, rampaging through the freeway! It is Om Shanti, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you into a fine spicy powder!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:04 PM
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"i'm gonna tear off your head and shit down your neck"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:05 PM
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Hark! Who is that, rampaging amidst the plains! It is DarthVelma, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! She howls mightily:
"I'm going to pulverize you in such an inhumane manner, your pets won't recognize you!!"
on edit: Oh my god. I used my actual DU name and it gets better.
Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging on the mountains! It is VelmaD, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! She screams apocalyptically:
"I'm going to fuck you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:07 PM
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6. I can totally see you saying that! |
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:08 PM
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the pet thing or the exploding Buddha?
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:10 PM
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12. I replied before you added the Buddha thing |
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I can see your DU persona saying the Buddha thing; you seem a bit more reserved in real life.
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:12 PM
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shy and reserved. Practically delicate. *snort*
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:21 PM
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22. I did NOT say "Shy and reserved" |
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I just said that in real life you are more reserved than you are online. Which isn't really saying much.
(Unless you're with Will Pitt, that is...) :evilgrin:
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:24 PM
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27. I'm never getting to live that down... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:25 PM by VelmaD
am I? What can I say...that boy is a born instigator.
In my defense, he took off his shirt and showed his tattoos too.
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:27 PM
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30. His was not the ONLY shirt-removal, as I recall... |
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Admit it, you wanton strumpet!
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:30 PM
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I'm not denying that I got a little more nekkid than I intended to...in public anyway. (People, see what you miss when you don't attend DU gatherings.)
Hee...wanton strumpet...snort...that's the nicest thing anybody's said about me all week. *smooch*
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:05 PM
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Zang! Who is that, running across the mini-mall parking lot! It is Pmbryant, hands clutching a burning branch! And with a vengeful grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"
I didn't know I was so violent! :scared: --Peter
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:08 PM
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Who is that, stalking amidst the terrain! It is 7th_Sephiroth, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts gutterally:
"In the name of malice, I sow darkness and discord like a river of pure piranha!!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 08:02 AM
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A perfect Sephiroth battle cry. :D
Prowling on the fields, clutching a thorned whip, cometh Everythingsxen! And he gives a cruel bellow:
"I'm going to pound you all the way to Abu Dhabi!!!"
I've never even been to Abu Dhabi! :evilgrin:
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:06 PM
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5. Sprinting across the desert, |
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:09 PM by TXlib
clutching gilded boxing gloves, cometh TXLib! And he gives an ominous cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I slice through beating hearts like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"
That was using my real name; using my DU name:
Lo! Who is that, striding across the fields! It is TXLib, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to brutalize you to the moon and back!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:07 PM
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"I'm going to bruise you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:08 PM
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging across the fields! It is Kimberly, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with a mighty howl, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to pummel you with such disregard for common sense, your momma won't recognize you!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:09 PM
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11. Sprinting through the fields |
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Sprinting through the fields, wielding a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Supernova! And she gives an ominous roar:
"I'm going to redefine your concept of 'playing hardball with the big boys'!"
Here's my real name. LMAO!!
Zang! Who is that, running amidst the mountains! It is Denice, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to fuck you into the fast lane!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:10 PM
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Sprinting amidst the hotel lobby, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh Ronnykmarshall! And he gives a gutteral bellow:
"I'm going to fuck you so utterly, your reincarnation will be a scientific anomaly!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:14 PM
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17. That might be the best yet |
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:12 PM
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15. I think I'll make this my new sig line!!!! |
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what do you think?
Hark! Who is that, striding along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Big McLargehuge, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a bloodthirsty scream, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to beat you so badly, you'll age fifty years!!
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:14 PM
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16. SPPPPOOOOooooooonnnnnnnn!!! |
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Can there ever be another battle cry?
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:23 PM
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:14 PM
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18. Quite amusing. I never realised my glands weren't quite satisfied... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:16 PM by kmla
Who is that, sprinting across the candy store! It is kmla (name changed to protect my anonymity), hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty roar, his voice cometh:
"In the name of malice, I carve into flesh until my glands are satisfied!"
On edit, my DU username is pretty funny as well:
Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting across the steppes! It is Kmla, hands clutching a meaty axe! He grunts gutterally:
"I'm going to torment you like a wrecking ball, then steal your lederhosen!!!"
I can always use more lederhosen...
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:15 PM
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19. a couple from different user names I have |
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For ProudGerman Lo! Who is that, striding out of the plains! It is ProudGerman, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! And with a spectacular cry, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to flog you until you turn inside-out, and dip you in uranium!!"
For Ekscalybur
Hark! Who is that, prowling amidst the tarmac! It is Ekscalybur, hands clutching a sharpened screwdriver! He grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to torment you until your mortal mind doth snap!!"
For ProberSE
Zang! Who is that, running through the candy store! It is ProberSE, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a gutteral scream, his voice cometh:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I carve into flesh until everything has croaked!"
and for the holy shit! category Brimstone Surfer
Zang! Who is that, stalking across the tarmac! It is Brimstone Surfer, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! He howls homicidally:
"I'm going to fuck you until you're a parapalegic, and plug you into a power plant!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:16 PM
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Rampaging over the fields, clutching a bladed baseball bat, cometh Elcondor! And she gives a cruel howl:
"For the love of carnage and discord, the enemy is as grass before my mighty tempest!!!"
LOL, my weapon would sooo totally be a bladed baseball bat too! (If I ever were to be rampaging over the fields.)
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:19 PM
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Sprinting along the candy store, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Meegbear! And he gives a vengeful cry:
"Hail the blood-letting! I shall traumatize the entire planet!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:22 PM
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23. Bwahahahahaha! This is fun! |
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Lo! Who is that, rampaging out of the hotel lobby! It is Gopisevil, hands clutching a mighty sword! He roars homicidally:
"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I lay waste to all I see like a river of pure piranha!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:22 PM
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24. Fear the mighty Richardo! Or, give him a perplexed look.... |
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 04:24 PM by Richardo
Rampaging through the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Richardo! And he gives a spectacular bellow:
"I'm going to bruise you until you acquire caulrophobia!"**
** I had to look it up, too. It's "fear of clowns". My theory is that if you have to stop and explain your battle cry, you should get a new battle cry.
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:26 PM
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OK - that made me laugh REALLY hard!
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:16 PM
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That's freaking hilarious, Richardo!
I knew this would be a hit in the Lounge. :)
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:24 PM
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26. Here's Howard Dean's battle cry |
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Skulking amidst the terrain, attacking with a jeweled meat hammer, cometh Howard Dean! And he gives a booming cry:
"I'm going to pound you harder than God thought possible, and hit you with a steamroller!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:25 PM
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28. And Wesley Clark's... |
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Sprinting on the mountains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Wesley Clark! And he gives a cruel cry:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate until everything has croaked!!!"
EDIT: Gotta prefer Dean's battle cry. Maybe this is how I can finally decide between these two. ;-)
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:28 PM
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Striding amidst the terrain, brandishing a thorned whip, cometh John Kerry! And he gives a spectacular cry:
"I'm going to pummel you to the moon and back, and grin like a fucking maniac!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:31 PM
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35. Tom DeLay and Karl Rove, just so we know what we're up against |
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Who is that, sprinting along the cliffs! It is Tom DeLay, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a cruel howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm seriously going to torment you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!!"
Hark! Who is that, running on the fields! It is Karl Rove, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with an ominous howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to clobber you like it's a new extreme sport, and throw you out the window!"
Somehow I can actually imagine these guys saying these things.
--Peter
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:28 PM
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Who is that, stalking along the fields! It is KCDem, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a mighty roar, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to spank you all the way to Chung-Chong-Buk-Do, and launch you into deep space!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 04:29 PM
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33. Where the hell is Chung-Chong-Buk-Do? |
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Leave it to her to get the spanking battle cry. :D
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:03 PM
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36. I put in both my user names |
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LuLu's is: "By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"
VeriGroovi's is: "I'm going to hump you with such disregard for common sense, you will see ultraviolet!!"
Is that type casting or what???
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:09 PM
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Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the tundra! It is William Pitt, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to punch you into the stuff of nightmares!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:19 PM
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39. "I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!!" |
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Striding over the tundra, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a burning branch, cometh Youngred! And he gives a bloodthirsty scream:
"I'm seriously going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:19 PM
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"I'm seriously going to bludgeon you until your anus and mouth reverse their functions!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:21 PM
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41. my boyfriend's name results in |
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"I'm going to hump you until you have puppies."
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:21 PM
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42. This ones's mine, and kinda weird. |
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Hark! Who is that, stalking along the mini-mall parking lot! It is Kixot, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a bloodthirsty howl, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to hump you all the way to Dorflingen, Austria!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:24 PM
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Ahnuld's campaign slogan?
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:25 PM
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44. I thought you could only contort yourself |
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"I'm going to contort you so utterly, you will wake up from the Matrix!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:27 PM
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45. OH MY GOD...MINE IS AMAZINGLY ACCURATE |
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Skulking across the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a meaty axe, cometh Magic Rat! And he gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:28 PM
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These are hilarious. Duckie
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:31 PM
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46. Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! |
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 05:32 PM by MisterP
I will bend the enemy to my wicked will!
Mr. P: I'm going to smack you until the Earth stands still!
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:39 PM
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Sprinting on the candy store, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a thorned whip, cometh Arkdem! And he gives an ominous grunt:
"I'm going to contort you until you are unable to sit properly!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:39 PM
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Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking out of the wasteland! It is George W. Bush, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral howl, his voice cometh: "I'm going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!" Skulking out of the freeway, attacking with a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Al Gore! And he gives a cruel bellow: "I'm going to clobber you until you taste like chicken!!!"
Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the terrain! It is Bob Dole, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a mighty bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to beat you beyond your expiration date, and plunge you into financial ruin!"
Zang! Who is that, skulking out of the tarmac! It is Dick Cheney, hands clutching a mighty sword! And with a bloodthirsty bellow, his voice cometh: "I'm going to spank you into the fourth dimension, and throw you out the window!!"
Sprinting on the mountains, wielding a thorned whip, cometh Wesley Clark! And he gives a cruel cry: "By Odin's mighty spear, I desecrate until everything has croaked!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:53 PM
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Edited on Tue Nov-04-03 05:58 PM by Lurking_Argyle
Yea, verily: Who is that, skulking along the cliffs! It is Lurking Argyle, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts apocalyptically:
"I'm going to spank you into your own personal hell!"
(I don't skulk, 'specially with a monster sword in hand.)
One of my personal favorites...
"I will rip out your eyes and piss on your brains!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 05:55 PM
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Sprinting along the wasteland, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Jonte_1979! And he gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"Blood and souls for my dark lord! Skulls will be fucked for Satan!!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:02 PM
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51. Mine sounds almost kinky |
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Zang! Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is Xithras, hands clutching a studded crowbar! He grunts vengefully:
"I'm going to pulverize you like it's my job, and roll you in creamy neugut!"
Mmm...human candy bars :evilgrin:
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:12 PM
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52. my battlecry (apparently) |
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"I'm going to flog you backwards in time, and launch you into deep space!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:13 PM
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53. Here is a perfect one for bush |
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I have become death, destroyer of worlds.
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:17 PM
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And he gives a booming grunt:
"I'm going to pulverize you until Amnesty International campaigns against it!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:27 PM
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55. Oh my god...This is hilarious... |
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Rampaging amidst the hotel lobby, attacking with a meaty axe, cometh YellowRubberDuckie! And she gives a booming scream:
"I'm going to contort you like a wrecking ball, then bake cookies!!"
LOL Duckie
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:28 PM
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Stalking through the mini-mall parking lot, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Goobergunch! And he gives an ominous howl:
"I'm going to smash you with such zeal, you'll age fifty years!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:34 PM
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58. Too Funny...like a horoscope...says what you wanna hear...mine |
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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking out of the cliffs! It is Patdem, hands clutching a burning branch! She cries homicidally:
"I'm going to clobber you so hard, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"
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Tue Nov-04-03 06:36 PM
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59. "I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder!!!" |
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Lo! Who is that, skulking amidst the hotel lobby! It is Nini, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts homicidally:
"I'm going to smack you into a fine spicy powder!!!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 01:11 AM
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60. Oh no...no no no no no |
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This has you all beat. :D
(I used a name I use on another board because dolo amber was crap :P)
Stalking amidst the cliffs, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Blue Jam! And she gives an ominous scream:
:bounce: "I'm going to beat the flaming shit out of you!" :bounce:
(with my two hardened pitas, no less! :D)
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Wed Nov-05-03 01:28 AM
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61. Oh Ghod. I'm a bimbo.... |
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Lo! Who is that, sprinting across the mountains! It is SOteric, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a gutteral bellow, her voice cometh:
"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 01:35 AM
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62. Rampaging through the mountains... |
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Rampaging through the mountains, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh College Dude! And he gives a mighty cry:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!"
-CollegeDude Loves that site
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Wed Nov-05-03 01:41 AM
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63. This is the best ...toy... ever... |
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Here's mine:
Lo! Who is that, striding over the candy store! It is binaryline, hands clutching a burning branch! She cries homicidally:
"In the name of malice, I bring darkness and mayhem like a sentient bulldozer!"
Goddamn right I do! ;-)
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Wed Nov-05-03 02:13 AM
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64. It is Martin, hands clutching a burning branch! |
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And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pierce a hole in you the size of God!!!"
:evilgrin:
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Wed Nov-05-03 02:18 AM
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65. rampaging out of the candy store! |
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Who is that, rampaging out of the candy store! It is Kennethken, hands clutching a meaty axe! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:
"I'm going to pound you until you pee fire!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:13 AM
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Lo! Who is that, prowling out of the desert! It is BritishHuman, hands clutching a reflective halberd! He roars homicidally:
"I'm going to punch you in such an inhumane manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 09:12 AM
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68. "I'm going to clobber you until you are hot and bothered!" |
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:45 PM
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69. Flip Cootie, Fuck Wild, YAH YAH! |
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Don't know where the hell that came from , but it was popular among a group of my female friends in high school...
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Wed Nov-05-03 07:53 PM
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Prowling out of the terrain, clutching a burning branch, cometh Foxy! And she gives a bloodthirsty bellow:
"I'm going to flog you until the cops have to tear me off your wraithly spirit!"
I knew I was kinky but this is ridiculous. Truly funny stuff. Thanks for the laugh. :)
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Wed Nov-05-03 08:00 PM
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71. Striding on the hotel lobby, attacking with a mighty sword... |
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cometh Nailzberg! And he gives a gutteral howl:
"I'm going to brutalize you so hard, I will be high on life for years to come!!"
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Wed Nov-05-03 08:04 PM
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72. Zang! Who is that, rampaging across the wasteland! |
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Edited on Wed Nov-05-03 08:05 PM by Vespasian
It is Vespasian, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a spectacular bellow, his voice cometh:
"Brace yourself, oh human speck of dust! I slice through beating hearts like the world's mightiest bad-ass!!!"
Hardcore :D
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