Never argue with a woman who reads

[WilliamPitt]

Got this via email:

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A couple goes on vacation to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota.

The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife likes to read.

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and continues to read her book.

Along comes a game warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, "Good morning Ma'am. What are you doing?"

Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

You're in a restricted fishing area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."

Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am", and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

[proud patriot]

1. ROFLMAO

that's going out to my entire email list .

hahahahahahahahaha ! B-)

[VelmaD]

2. OK, I forgive you for making me cry...

at work earlier. :-) That was too fucking funny.

*wanders off to find paper towels to clean off monitor and keyboard*

[grannylib]

3. Oh I LOVE this...especially as a Minnesotan...

May I pass this along to some friends? This is hilarious...

[Cleita]

4. Never argue with a woman who has a sword either,

or who can whup your ass in a game of darts.

[JVS]

5. I've heard a version that didn't end so happily

The moral was: Whoever threatens Minnesota game wardens sleeps with the fishes.

[LuLu550]

6. never argue with a woman

whose battle cry is:
"By Odin's mighty spear, I slice through beating hearts like a mad dog who can only get madder!!!"