Beavis & Butt-Head Explain It

[Bark Bark Bark]

Butt-Head: "We've given it, like, a lot of thought? And me an' Beavis have come up with the perfect theme for the Democrat Party."

Beavis: "Mheh. You said crap. Democraparty."

Butt-Head: "Shut up, dillweed! Anyway, we came up with a theme that Democrats should use all the way to the next election in 2007. Beavis, would you like to announce this theme?"

Beavis: "Fire! Fire! Fire!"

(smack)

Butt-Head: "Fine, I'll do it, idiot. The theme is Clinton Sucks. Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh! So does his wife, Clinton. She sucks too. Huh huh huh huh!"

Beavis: "Yeah, violent video games rule! Plus she's old."

Butt-Head: "Yeah. I'm gonna cast my vote on the base--the base--the basis of that alone. It's like, a Constitutional issue? We should call her Hitlery Clinton or something."

Beavis: "Tit! Tit! You said tit."

Butt-Head: "Huh huh huh huh huh! Tit. Anyway, remember, when anyone wants to discuss, like, the war in Rack, or the federal attention deficit, or Hot Karl Rover, it's like, your American duty--huh huh huh--to remind everyone that the important thing is Clinton Sucks."

Beavis: "And Chelsea's the White House dog!! Mheh heh heh heh heh!"

Butt-Head: "Yeah. After ten years of constant, like, investigation and harassment--huh huh huh, I said ass--the Republickers have really dropped the balls--heh heh huh huh huh huh!--on the whole Clinton Sucks thing. It's up to us True Democrats to kick up those balls and run with it, or something. He was like, the worst president ever? Even worse than that Peanut dude."

Beavis: "Really, Butt-Head, any Democrap who has a chance of winning is bad for Democraps. Remember that Howard Dean dude? I AM CORNHOLIO! ARRRRRRGH! We helped the Republickers fix his ass after that. Stupid Democraps."

Butt-Head: "Huh huh huh. Yeah. He's a loser. Everyone should vote for, like, the dude with no experience. Because, then he's like, pure?"

Beavis: "We don't have any experience with chicks. We'd be perfect."

Butt-Head: "Not that kind of experience, dumbass. I mean, like, experience with politics and real life. That way, when, like, Armageddon breaks out, you can say, don't blame me, I have a clean conscience."

Beavis: "Armageddon was the best TV show ever made. They blew up a giant space turd."

Butt-Head: "Also, the dude should want to legalize it. That's more important than world war."

Beavis: "We're Progressive."

Daria Morgandorffer: "You're not Progressives! You're not even Democrats. You're just idiots."

Beavis: "What do you know, Diarrhea?"

Beavis and Butt-Head: "Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha! Diarrhea, cha-cha-cha!"

Butt-Head: "Remember, worst president ever. Not the dude in there now. Clinton. Clinton Sucks. Huh huh huh. Keep saying that, 'til we, like, win. Or something."

[madinmaryland]

1. Should this be in there?

:sarcasm: