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WASHINGTON, DC—Addressing shocked fellow cabinet members, Secretary of Energy Spencer Abraham said Tuesday that he had assumed everyone knew about his roles in numerous 1980s pornographic films.
"I just figured people knew about the porno," Abraham said, shrugging. "I never got any flak about it, so I didn't think it was a big deal."
A former U.S. senator from Michigan who was appointed Energy Secretary by President Bush in 2001, Abraham said he has never denied that he performed in more than 50 erotic videos between 1984 and 1987.
READ THE WHOLE THING I especially like the still at the bottom of the page...
from later on in the article... "I think it's strange that I'm condemned for those films, but not for serving as Deputy Chief Of Staff to Dan Quayle."
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