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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:18 PM
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I Love My Mother's Sense Of Humor
She's on a "quit-snacking-so-much" diet.

You know how some people will put a photo on their refrigerator of a model with a perfect body (for inspiration) or of an obese person (for reverse-inspiration)? ---- Well.... Mother cut out a photo of Dubya and put it on her fridge door.

She says that the sight of him is so disgusting that she loses her appetite almost instantly.

I agree.

-- Allen
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:20 PM
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1. great idea!
I may try it.

But then again, why should everyone else in my house have to suffer--they're not overweight.
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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:35 PM
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6. She's Single... So Nobody Else Has To Suffer
... only when I visit her, I reposition a large magnet over his face.

-- Allen
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demnan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:21 PM
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2. Your Mom's a genius
I'm going to try it. I will be so revolted I'll lose my appetite!
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onebigbadwulf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:23 PM
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3. I snack
on plain mini-carrots.

As long as you dont dip them in any type of dressing they fill you up and they have virtually nothing inside them.
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CBHagman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:24 PM
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4. What a woman!
Thanks for the laugh, and good luck to your mother.
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:28 PM
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5. WHOA
THAT IS NOT SUCH A BAD IDEA
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grannylib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Nov-05-03 01:42 PM
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7. What a great idea...maybe it will help me over the last 15 lb. plateau...
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