I Must Challenge Beware The Beast Man To A DUEL!

[matcom]

he has insulted the journalistic integrity of MatcomNews :grr:

cub reporters - UNITE! :D

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x3675946#3676151

[Beware the Beast Man]

1. Have at thee!

[matcom]

2. spitballs at DAWN!

:bounce:

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

3. $5 on the Beast!!!

Sorry, he looks scarier than your ass smiley.

[Beware the Beast Man]

4. This isn't a cockfight!

If that were the case, ahem...I might win...if you put razors on my heels.

[texas1928]

15. Don't use sex as a weapon.

:P

[Hugin]

20. I don't know 'bout that.

Those ass smilies make the hair on the back of my neck
stand on end.

[DS1]

5. MatcomNews is ~the~ single most important creation since the hyperlink

In fact, I hear that AMD and Intel are both in a race to deliver chips with MatcomNews pre-compilers built in, so that even the most intensive graphics or video work/games can be interrupted for breaking MatcomNews in the speediest and most efficient way possible. So the next time DOOM3 suddenly hangs while you're reloading your double-barrel shotgun and a small ticker bar appears at the bottom of your screen announcing that a toddler has had his identity stolen TWICE in 22 months, you can thank the humbling amount of hard work, dedication, and perseverance of the MatcomNews team.

[matcom]

7. *sniff*

its so nice to be appreciated

[DS1]

8. IBM sold off its entire laptop unit to catch up

I think I'm gonna cry :hug:

[matcom]

9. AND the hourly updates at "The Glory Hole"

:bounce:

[DS1]

10. I hear there's going to be a webcam offering for broadband users

:D

[underpants]

6. Maybe you could challenge him to jousting or 1-on-1 lacrosse

or anything else that for god knows what reason is popular in Maryland.

:eyes:


Maryland State Sport - Jousting
Maryland State Team Sport - Lacrosse


http://www.mdarchives.state.md.us/msa/mdmanual/01glance/html/symbols/sport.html

[DS1]

11. And really, look how hard emad is trying

He'll never catch up, but the effort is flattering :bounce:

[El Fuego]

12. I think duel protocol dictates that . . .

...Matcom gets to choose his weapon.

:bounce:

Yay! A Lounge Duel!!!

[matcom]

13. spitballs at DAWN!

:bounce:

[El Fuego]

16. Fire at 20 paces!!!!

:bounce:

[Beware the Beast Man]

14. He has yet to slap me with his glove.

:shrug:

[tigereye]

18. he hasn't smelled the glove

sorry...;)

[BikeWriter]

17. Please, I beseech you. Stop the violence!

[JimmyJazz]

19. Violence! Shit. I thought we were supposed to stop the

violins. My bad. (my really bad joke, too)

[Beware the Beast Man]

21. Barrump CRASH!

:eyes:

I still love you, though, JJ.

[BikeWriter]

22. Pretty good quip for such short notice, Sweety! :-)