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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:42 AM
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Elves no laughing matter in Lapland :-
Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 09:42 AM by underpants
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ET Awful Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:44 AM
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1. You're not Santa!
You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa!

You sit atop a throne of lies!
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underpants Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:49 AM
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2. "Santa, why do you smell like liquor and cigarettes?"
Myself and another soldier got one of the kids at the unit Christmas party to say that to our friend who was playing Santa. He shot a look right at us, he knew who put the kid up to it.
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murielm99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jul-19-05 09:57 AM
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3. I hope Mrs. UP will have major influence over the child
you are expecting, or he/she is going to be outrageous.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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