Crazy Guggenheim
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:08 PM
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Those with good manners should post here.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:10 PM
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1. I promise I shall, my good man..... |
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...just as soon as I get done eating this booger.
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Crazy Guggenheim
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:11 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:13 PM
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8. If I might be so bold to say it, that's not very polite. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:16 PM
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15. Why did you mention poo? I can forgive you. Are you ready to be |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:21 PM
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22. Why yes. I'm ready. But in my defence....... |
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...it was not I who mentioned the "p" word. Perhaps you overheard someone discussing Winnie the Pooh, and thought it was I.
Thank you, good kind sir.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:22 PM
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24. My deepest apologies! I hope you will for give my rudeness. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:11 PM
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3. Fancy a cuppa tea, love? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:11 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:13 PM
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11. Would you like a biscuit to go with that? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:15 PM
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13. I will put some jam on it too. |
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Edited on Tue Jul-19-05 12:15 PM by Crazy Guggenheim
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:17 PM
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16. Right, then. Jolly good. Carry on. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:18 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:11 PM
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5. May I please post to your thread? |
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Thank you so very much in advance.
Now I gotta go poo.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:12 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:20 PM
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I am a cad, a bounder, a purveyor of filth, and a person of low breeding and character.
I humbly beg for your pardon.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:21 PM
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23. That's fine. Some of us are not used to fine breeding. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:13 PM
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I HAVE GOOD mANNERz! *BElCH*
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:13 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:13 PM
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9. And a very pleasant good morning to you, my dear Crazy Guggenheim! |
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How's it hanging? (blech...) :rofl:
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:14 PM
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12. My my you people are not polite! |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:15 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:18 PM
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17. You should say "pardon me sir, I could not hear you". It is |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:19 PM
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19. Thank you for inviting us. n/t |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:19 PM
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20. You are most welcome. Would you like some pastry? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:23 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:24 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:25 PM
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31. Why thank you so much, it is so (cyberly) delicious. nt |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:23 PM
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25. Heey yoou in the poofy clean shert with the feathery hat |
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with yur purty wife an yur fancy tea an yur wheat thins and cheeze whiz. You think yur soooo hot dontya? you think yur butter'n me? well you ain't. I oughta kick you in the pantaloons.
by the way, could ya spare a guy some toilet paper? I sorta made a mess back 'ere.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:24 PM
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27. Please mind your manners or will not be welcome. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:27 PM
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35. Pleeze mind yur dukes an' put 'em up! |
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oopsy... my tattered, greasy pants seem to have fallen betwixt my ankles.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:30 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:25 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:26 PM
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32. Now we are having a nice morning with our friends. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:27 PM
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33. Can you help me? I think I'm lost....I don't know how I got in this |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:29 PM
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37. Which one were you trying to find? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:37 PM
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47. I don't think I belong here with all these polite people. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:39 PM
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48. You are polite enough to say that. But if you wish to come back |
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later you might be welcome.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:27 PM
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34. I would love to post in your thread |
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but since we have not been formally introduced, and no acceptable chaperone is present, I am afraid that I am mortified to have to do this myself. Immediately following this conversation, I shall disembowel myself with shame and horror at my dishonorable actions. Please, do not go to harshly on my children, they shall serve yours for generations to come to make up for my egregious lack of protocol and breeding.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:32 PM
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42. Oh no! Please don't do such a thing! A chaperone is not needed. |
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You are welcome to be here.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:35 PM
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44. my honor can never recover |
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should I appear without a chaperone. While my honor is of no great value to me, worm that I am, I could not reconcile my actions with your own loss of honor, should we meet sans chaperone.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:36 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:28 PM
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It's an honour and a delight to be able to post herein.
I'm hoping today finds you well?
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:30 PM
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39. Thank you. Would you like a a pastry? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:32 PM
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41. Oh how charming of you! Yes please. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:31 PM
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40. Allow me to proffer a silk kerchief through which you may daintily queef. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:33 PM
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:35 PM
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45. Aren't we having fun? |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:42 PM
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49. Burp. Oh pardon me! Please! |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:45 PM
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50. I take the utmost exception to your farting before my queen! |
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Psst. You are set up for an easy one-timer!
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:47 PM
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51. I do not understand your common language. |
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:56 PM
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52. Do apologize and say, "Sorry. I didn't know it was her turn." |
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And my humblest apologies for not using the term "gastritis horribilis". Now, my dear and kind person, I must partake of the lavatory where I shall micturate as the good Lord intended.
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Tue Jul-19-05 12:57 PM
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53. That's better. Thank you. |
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